Granted. But it was only one cup, and you can't quite get it right again, ruining coffee for you forever.
I wish for a refund on my previous wish granted by Grumgore because as you can see in the quotes it failed!
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Granted. But it was only one cup, and you can't quite get it right again, ruining coffee for you forever.
I wish for a refund on my previous wish granted by Grumgore because as you can see in the quotes it failed!
Refund Granted! its a shame that sarcasm wasn't worth anything.
^^ my little attempt at sarcasm
I wish for some ice cream!
Granted with glee. I make you lots of homemade ice cream in every flavor know to mankind. I get toppings, candy and cherries. You take a bit and find I used sour milk.
I wish dogs would pick up their own poop.
granted, but he was hit by a truck the next day
i wish for world peace
granted, now everyone is nice to each other, baking cakes and cookies for their neighbors, the world population in turn becomes severely obese, people call out of work constantly cause their boss is now too nice to say no, we all becomes large masses of flesh rolling around the world happily
I wish I had a faster computer
Granted. You have a computer so fast it changes actual time for the user. It speeds life up and you begin to age at an accelerated rate. You are now 200 years old and still aging. By the time I finish this corrupted wish, you will be 750 years old and quite cranky.
I wish we could get pirate ships to park outside of our new floating nobles.
You have infinite granite ... but it keeps multiplying, and there's nowhere to put it. You stash it here, you stash it there ... it continues to pile up ... the piles are falling over ... you are buried alive in a granite avalanche!
I wish I had three veteran generals.
Granted but they go to war with each other and only one is standing.
I wish I has a pizza.
>Granted but your pizza is from McDonalds
i wish i had a bicycle
Pee wee Herman's bicycle is yours, but Francis is now your arch enemy
i wish for Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch to release a new record
Granted. We expect you to pick it up within the week.
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I wish I could scratch that spot on my back that i just can't seem to reach....
Granted, but when you scratched it, a wasp stung you!
I wish for a boat made of gold (that floated)
Wish granted but the boat moved a foot bi-yearly. I wish I had a Settlers Starbucks.
Granted! But in order for your money tree to grow, it requires twice the amount of money that it can actually produce. I wish I had the ability to ban the Kardashian family and any mention of their existence from all forms of media.
lol Granted.
I wish I could make time move at whatever rate of speed I want it to.
^ broke the thread. o.0
Granted but now they're made out of rubber and don't work to well.
I wish their was a pizza truck that would drive around giving away free pizzas.
Granted, but then the pizza truck hit a tree and exploded in flames...
I wish i owned a spaceship so i could visit the moon.
Granted, but the spaceship crashed on the moon and now you're stranded.
I wish I could turn invisible at will.
Granted, but sadly it was a lie.
I wish I didn't lie...=D
Granted, however your puppy has eaten every sausage your butchers have made on your isle! TO does not work you click it but get eternal hour glass! No exploring for you!
I wish I had an endless supply of gems.
Granted, but you can't spend the gems as fast as they are piling up! 6 month later your island sinks due to the crushing weight of this endless supply of gems!
I wish I had a chance to be there to say goodbye.
Granted, you're there to say goodbye to your home, car, and adorable kitten just before they are flattened by a chocolate chip cookie the size of Seattle!
I wish I had a glass of milk large enough for above mentioned cookie!
Granted, but you cannot move once you arrive. I wish I never forgot the importance of a day.
Granted, but all the gold coins are made of chocolate and melt away.
I wish I had a horse to ride.
Granted, but your horse starts jumping around when it gets in the agro zone. You fall off and break your crown.
I wish I could lay Easter eggs.