The settlement for your paralysis accident liability civil suit was only $20, after the lawyers' bills. But you can't shake a stick at it...
I wish I could play the cello like Zoe Keating.
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Granted, however an evil King from another land captures you enslaves you as his private cellist, making him the only audience you will entertain for the rest of your life.
I wish I had magical powers.
Granted, but it lacks all the good stuff, like meat, unions, pepper bells and sauce.
I wish I would forget all the nasty things in life.
Granted. But in order to forget you were turned into my pet rock. I wish a my own house.
Granted, you own your own house and are known in the neighborhood as the crazy cat lady.
I wish fish could fly.
Granted, but they can't breathe out of water still and so they end up dying, leaving smelly, rotting fish in all of the cities near water. This, in turn, leads to a vast increase of bird population in cities, causing issues with sanitation and bird feces everywhere. Eventually, it causes the world's fish supplies to diminish resulting in severe disruptions in the food chain, wreaking havoc on the ecosystem.
I wish the world operated on one standard time.
Granted, however as a result the world has stopped spinning and orbiting, and as a result have the world is condemned to darkness.
I wish I could speak every language in the world.