Granted. But it was only one cup, and you can't quite get it right again, ruining coffee for you forever.
I wish for a refund on my previous wish granted by Grumgore because as you can see in the quotes it failed!
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Granted. But it was only one cup, and you can't quite get it right again, ruining coffee for you forever.
I wish for a refund on my previous wish granted by Grumgore because as you can see in the quotes it failed!
Refund Granted! its a shame that sarcasm wasn't worth anything.
^^ my little attempt at sarcasm
I wish for some ice cream!
Granted with glee. I make you lots of homemade ice cream in every flavor know to mankind. I get toppings, candy and cherries. You take a bit and find I used sour milk.
I wish dogs would pick up their own poop.
granted, but he was hit by a truck the next day
i wish for world peace
granted, now everyone is nice to each other, baking cakes and cookies for their neighbors, the world population in turn becomes severely obese, people call out of work constantly cause their boss is now too nice to say no, we all becomes large masses of flesh rolling around the world happily
I wish I had a faster computer
Granted. You have a computer so fast it changes actual time for the user. It speeds life up and you begin to age at an accelerated rate. You are now 200 years old and still aging. By the time I finish this corrupted wish, you will be 750 years old and quite cranky.
I wish we could get pirate ships to park outside of our new floating nobles.