Then duct tape would be my best friend.
What if you can't scratch an itch?
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Then duct tape would be my best friend.
What if you can't scratch an itch?
Then you better have a friend to scratch it for you...
What if your knees bent the other way?
Then you wouldn't have to worry about tearing a hole in your pants when you picked up a lucky penny.
What if you farted rainbows?
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then the world would be more colorful!
What if Everyone was a jedi?
Then we would be playing SWG.
What if Henry VIII had only had one wife?
Then I would not have been born with royal blood!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronisu
What if one flew over the cuckoo's nest?
What if, you had to scream to talk quietly to whisper to be heard?
Then they would ban me from the library.
What if every thought you had became reality?
Then the rest of the flock would be sure to follow it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc-Rock
What if the continents of the world rapidly moved around?
Then the odds of Earth becoming the Planet of the Apes would be much higher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusty1776
What if... your mom cheated you out of all your resources in Castle Empire, would you have her banned?
Then we would wait until they got close and buy the airfare cheap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusty1776
What if cats could talk ?
Then dogs would be jealous.Quote:
Originally Posted by shedrin
What if something happened?
Then there would be no use for the word nothing.
What if there was really global warming? --------- Forecast for today is 114+ and 100% humidity.
What is this hand basket and where is it taking me?Quote:
Originally Posted by LordDagen
The hand basket is what you are going to hell in if you do not play this what if game right.
What if ShuttlePilot read the rules to this forum game in the first post? :P
we would not have this interuption in the game.
what if dinosors never went extenct?
We would be meat.
What if men had to have the babies instead of women?
Then we wouldn't be here trying to compete for 25 gems.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if the walls could talk?
We wouldn't be so quick to hang paintings or shelves. And we might be more quick to apply wallpaper paste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amir
What if we could see sound waves?
we would call them politicians
we would call them politicians,
what if you could take a pill and be able to skip school, what would you do with the extra time?
Music would look beautiful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morwyn_y_Ser
What if we could smell colors?
Then we could have prism perfume.
What if we could read people's minds?
You tell me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
What if we never developed the alphabet and still used hieroglyphics?
I would be a better artist by nowQuote:
Originally Posted by yagermyster
What if Rome WAS built in a day?
It would require a complete shift in the accepted underlying paradigm in human perception.
What if every thought, feeling, and action literally "creates" our reality?
It does to a great extent already...
What if you woke up and your limbs were missing?
I'd ask someone to lend a hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by JewBagelz
What if suddenly, tin was the most valuable metal on earth?
Then those who haven't switched to aluminum foil would be rich as kings.
What if the sun orbited the earth?
Copernicus would have been called a liar.
What if I lied but its the truth?
That would be a koan.
What if the answer lies in the question?
then you would be going in a circale.
what if we all had no mouth?
We would have a hard time asking what if questions!
What if you found a wild ape in your backyard, and he spoke french?
m.. get him to teach me french :)
what if no more killings happen in the world? (human and animals)
The world would be a better place.
What if I see every living this as lovable?
I'd say "Parlez vouz Primate...."Quote:
Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst
What if my kids would actually do what they were told?
Then parents could act like kids and not worry about what their kids are doing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Draxxon
What if the oceans were made of jello?
Bill Cosby would out swim Michael Phelps.Quote:
Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst
What if Stallone did Shakespeare?
We wouldn't be able to understand him even more than when he speaks now.Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonMTL
What if the only color was gray?
It would be impossible to see things in black and white.
What if lemons got offended by Cenzton's signature?