Then lemons would be misunderstanding that Centzon is actually a lemon's rights advocate.Quote:
Originally Posted by BB_Ravel
What if all fruit could talk?
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Then lemons would be misunderstanding that Centzon is actually a lemon's rights advocate.Quote:
Originally Posted by BB_Ravel
What if all fruit could talk?
Eating your apple a day to keep the doctor away would become a hellofa lot more awkward.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if flying cars are never invented?
Then we would never be able to soar with the birds and live like the Jetzens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cenzton
What if you only needed 1 hour of sleep a day?
I could bother Cenzton 23 hrs/day?
What if the Earth stops rotating?
What if the Earth stops rotating?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
What if Uatu the Watcher never existed?
Then Mother Earth would have to find a new babysitter.
What if I get lemonade from squeezing bananas?
(keep it clean please :eek:)
Then you'd end up with some very disappointed monkeys...Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc-Rock
What if you could change the world by wishing it was so?
then the world would be changing constantly.
what if this game were more fast paced?
It probably would consume us all!Quote:
Originally Posted by Heocat
What if there was no racist comic book readers that protested over the new black/hispanic Amazing Spider-Man?
We would lose what is destined to become a great Chris Rock skit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Windguaerd
What if rabbits were an advanced civilizations early attack drones?
Then Elmer Fudd would have to save the day!!!
What if I tried to fail but I failed?
You would finally be a winner !
What if the Earth consisted of 1 continent instead of 7 ?
Then my frequent flyer miles would be much less.Quote:
Originally Posted by Encognito
What if alphabet soup was made by the chinese?
Then you'd be hungry again two hours after reading it.Quote:
What if alphabet soup was made by the chinese?
What if we saved all the keystrokes that are unnecessary for silent letters?
Then we could write a manifesto for the silent majority.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
What if my expectation was to exceed my expectations?
The universe would probably explode in a great ball of paradox fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if you ate the most delicious meal ever, but could only have it once?
Better eat it with Bill Murray on Groundhog Day...
What if the "Clapper" spawned pizza?
It would only catch on if the dimmer switch spawned Bud Light.Quote:
What if the "Clapper" spawned pizza?
What if humans were amphibious?
Then the oceans would be just as polluted as earth is
What if "Dogs" owned "Humans?
Then we'd be peeing on their tires.Quote:
Originally Posted by chewie56
What if One-One was a racehorse and Two-Two was one too and one day One-One won one race and Two-Two won one too?
Then one day One-One and Two-Two would race, to decide which would win and be number one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc-Rock
What if elephants had stripes, giraffes had trunks, and rhinos had a long neck?
Then they'd both be one trick ponies until one of them or two of them win(s) the Triple Crown.Quote:
What if One-One was a racehorse and Two-Two was one too and one day One-One won one race and Two-Two won one too?
What if wishes really were horses?
Then my wishes that there werent so many My Little Ponies around my house would only make things worse...
What if watching grass grow and paint dry were really Olympic sports?
Then couch potatoes wouldn't be allowed to have anything sweet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Encognito
What if Dr. Seuss had been Dr. Ruth?
Then I would have to wear a sports cup to protect my green eggs and ham..
What if Doc-Rock and Dr Ruth had a baby?
Then they would both have clever answers to the what-if that we missed:Quote:
What if Doc-Rock and Dr Ruth had a baby?
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Originally Posted by ajpal87
Then I wouldn't recommend bending over in front of a zebra.
What if men really were from Mars?
Then women are fron Venus.
What if there is a sixth dimention?
Then teleportation would be a reality.
What if Little Jack Horner was stuck in a round room?
Then he'd be eating a Christmas Pi.Quote:
What if Little Jack Horner was stuck in a round room?
What if time folds back upon itself like a candy ribbon?
Then we all have a giant sugar rush!
What is Night was day and day was night?
The electricity bills would be much higher.
What if someone could rule countries using a computer (like we do in Castle Empire)?
What if someone could rule countries using a computer (like we do in Castle Empire)? Then all wars would be simulated.
What if you needed a prescription for caffeine?
Then your barista would have a degree in pharmacy.Quote:
What if you needed a prescription for caffeine?
What if we could all read each others' minds?
Eventually everyone would get so sick and tired of hearing what everyone else is thinking that no one would want to be near each other any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
What if the world wide web was never invented?
Then Al Gore would have no claim to fame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cenzton
What if cows could jump over the moon?
Then thier milk would be contaminated by solar radiation.
What if we drank such milk, would we morph into something else?
We would be come green.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbill33
What if we were green, could we survive on sunlight alone?
Only if we had CO2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Penty
What if life never occured, would we never know?
Of course we would know since we are all manifestations of an infinite consciousness that transcends time and space.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbill33
What if the moon really was made of cheese?