Then you'd have to trade them to me for 1 fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if your facebook googled my yahoo?
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Then you'd have to trade them to me for 1 fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if your facebook googled my yahoo?
Then Twitter would Digg your FreindFeed
What if cats barked and dogs meowed?
Then you would feel all a-twitter.Quote:
What if your facebook googled my yahoo?
What if a jester could make a princess laugh until her sides actually split?
ur.. that would be a horror movie
what if time travel become available, right now?
Then I've arrived exactly on time.Quote:
what if time travel become available, right now?
What if all the tea in China was steeped at one time?
Then we would only get mega bites.
What if there was no land?
The we would sea.
What if wishes came true?
What if I could get more done in less time, would I then find more to try and do?
sure u will, which happened everyday -
what if we never invented electricity?
Then we would go to sleep at sunset and arise at dawn.
What if the Mayans were right about 2012?
Then 13 would by my lucky number.Quote:
What if the Mayans were right about 2012?
What if there were magic carpets?
Wait! You mean there aren't?
What if I never had to shave?
Then your beard would be a trip!Quote:
Originally Posted by SirRoy
What if accepting candy from Strangers were acceptable?
Then you'd probably be a very pretty girl.
What if we each had our own island?
Then together we would be an archipelago.
What if we joined forces to bring about a positive change?
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What if we joined forces to bring about a positive change?
Then we could call ourselves Kumbaya, my friend.
What if we could just use our thoughts instead of the keyboard?
Then mfy fat fgngers wouldf not type all messded up.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
What if someone would tell me when they are drawing winners for the contest?
Then you would find out who won.
What if they don't draw any winners?
Then this whole exercise would be pointless except for the humor.
What if we all lived in a yellow submarine?
We would all run out of Air!
What if we took the blue pill instead of the red?
Then we wouldn't be having this discussion...
What if our noses were where our privates are and our privates were on our face?
Then underpants would come with built in air fresheners and Pinocchio would be a male supermodel.Quote:
What if our noses were where our privates are and our privates were on our face?
What if the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence?
Then we would all hop over the fence and realize how boring it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
What if this what if event NEVER ended!?
Then Shuttlepilot and I would keep winning gems, most likely.
What if up was down and down was up?
Then we would all fall thru the atmosphere into outer space and die...
What if things carried by ship were only called shipments and things carried by car were only called cargo instead of the other way around?
ps lol @ ShuttlePilots last post XD
Then reality would be sucked out through a hole in the space/time continuum.
What if your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
An incliner instead of a recliner.Quote:
What if your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
What if the Cylons mated with the Borg?
They would beget Cyborgs.
What if you asked a what if that there was no answer to?
Then the voices in my head would whisper me the answer.Quote:
What if you asked a what if that there was no answer to?
What if the color of our skin changed according to our moods?
Then I would be red most of the time.
What if I spent more time away from the computer?
Then you would be thinner.
What if we were all Marsupials instead of Simians
Then we wouldn't need a backpack for our laptops.
What if playing video games burnt calories?
Then we would not need exercise.
What if going to sleep was really waking up, and vice versa?
Then we'd all be going on walkabouts while we have lie downs.Quote:
What if going to sleep was really waking up, and vice versa?
What if we were all allergic to sunshine?
Then we'd all be goth.
What if we were all goth?
We would all be sad pandas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tapewormz
What if we were all pandas?
Then pandas would no longer be an endangered species.Quote:
What if we were all pandas?
What if we really could lend someone an ear or a hand?
Then the deaf would hear and the handless would be handed.
What if people were nice to each other all the time?
Then maher wouldn't have been banned. (LULZ SUKKA!)
What if maher was never bannzorbated?
Then there would be no one to be snarky about in absentia.Quote:
What if maher was never bannzorbated?
What if we could fly the astral plane?