The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

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I wish won 30 crystal on Castle Empire Online

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Granted - But they been stolen by bandits
I wish I was a kid again

I will grant your wish, but you have to go back to grade school. You can't drive, you can't drink, you can't get online without your parents permission. You have to ask your parents for money. You have to be home before dark.

I wish I was a 18 inches taller and played in the NBA.

granted, but the NBA rules got reformed, the ring got 100 inches higher... and everybody else miraculously become 100inches taller...


i wish CEO geologist = automated, horse can reproduce by themselves, and only need worker in coinage to produce gold coins

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Originally Posted by Morningstar

Granted - But they been stolen by bandits
I wish I was a kid again

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Your wish is granted Morningstar! But due to a communications error, you are now a baby goat!

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Originally Posted by captnemo

granted, but the NBA rules got reformed, the ring got 100 inches higher... and everybody else miraculously become 100inches taller...


i wish CEO geologist = automated, horse can reproduce by themselves, and only need worker in coinage to produce gold coins

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Your wish can not be granted as you have broken the cardinal rule of wishing...only 1 wish at a time.
I wish this game would play on my work computer!

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Originally Posted by LadyTerra

Your wish can not be granted as you have broken the cardinal rule of wishing...only 1 wish at a time.
I wish this game would play on my work computer!

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Why at work? Then you would never get anything done and you would be a bad example on the new guy when they ask, "Is this all you do all day?"

I want a new president this next election, but wish for more intellegence and wisdom for the people in their vote on who is going to drag this country out of the gutter!

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Originally Posted by Ireekodeath

Why at work? Then you would never get anything done and you would be a bad example on the new guy when they ask, "Is this all you do all day?"

I want a new president this next election, but wish for more intellegence and wisdom for the people in their vote on who is going to drag this country out of the gutter!

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Granted, but all the voters became so intelligent and full of wisdowm that no one voted for anyone...no president was elected.
I wish I could claim my pets as dependents on my taxes.

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Originally Posted by LadyTerra

Granted, but all the voters became so intelligent and full of wisdowm that no one voted for anyone...no president was elected.
I wish I could claim my pets as dependents on my taxes.

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As you wish, but your house is now taxed as a luxury.

I wish that 1000 CEO Gems would magically appear in my account.

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I wish that 1000 CEO Gems would magically appear in my account.

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Granted, but alas they are as useable as the 75 licenses that appear in your account.

I wish the Miller brothers and Ubisoft would collaborate on a new game.

granted but you get so addicted to it you never leave your computer and then you lose your internet cause you forgot to pay the bill O,o

I wish someone would find a cure for Alzhiemer's