The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

then your ticket with the winning number was shredded in the lotto machine as it was verafied


I wish I had a new home

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Originally Posted by Morgan

Granted and it is the largest one ever only problem is the lotto has gone bankrupt and in the fine print it says they don't have to pay you!

I wish I had perfect health!

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Granted, you are now in perfect health. Unfortunately there was a horrible virus that struck the earth and you are the last person left alive. But hey at least your in good health?? !!

I wish i could walk on mars!

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I wish i could walk on mars!

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Granted! But now you have Drops of Jupiter in your hair and were run over by a Train.

I wish I could be invisible.

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Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot

Granted! But now you have Drops of Jupiter in your hair and were run over by a Train.

I wish I could be invisible.

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Granted, but as you were crossing the street a car that couldn't see you ran you over!

I wish i didn't have to work for a living :)

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Originally Posted by Jigsaw

Granted, but as you were crossing the street a car that couldn't see you ran you over!

I wish i didn't have to work for a living :)

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POOF!!! Granted, you now live in a cardboard box in my backyard.

I wish I had a time machine, so that I could go back and fix my mistakes.

I wish I had a time machine, so that I could go back and fix my mistakes.

Granded, but your time machine only takes you back 1 day. You relive August 24, 2011 till the end of life.

I wish I had an ability to teleport.

granted but you can't control it and randomly teleport, and only into the opposite of where you would like to go.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of cash :)

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Originally Posted by Zoratha

granted but you can't control it and randomly teleport, and only into the opposite of where you would like to go.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of cash :)

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Granted, but the cash is all counterfeit and you get send to jail!
I wish I was my own boss

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Originally Posted by LadyTerra

Granted, but the cash is all counterfeit and you get send to jail!
I wish I was my own boss

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Granted, but you're being an unproductive worker and firing yourself is going to get rather awkward.

I wish I could get more sleep.

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Originally Posted by Cenzton

Granted, but you're being an unproductive worker and firing yourself is going to get rather awkward.

I wish I could get more sleep.

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Granted, but only because you ate Snow Whites poison apple, and the Prince refuses to kiss you to wake you up!

I wish I looked 25