Granted. Ubt hent oyd'u plesl kiel htsi nad oneno lduwo nokw hawt uyo disa!
I wish I could catch that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow!
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Granted. Ubt hent oyd'u plesl kiel htsi nad oneno lduwo nokw hawt uyo disa!
I wish I could catch that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow!
He would then be the murderous leprechaun made famous by the movies
I wish I were a billionaire
Granted! But then anyone you married would divorce you just to get your money.
I Wish I had a gillion more wishes!
Granted, but you slowly go insane over time from the shear number of unfortunate events that occur after each wish and spend the rest of your life under the assumption that the cookbooks in your kitchen are actually manuals for world domination; and your cat is your sidekick.
I wish I was a professional barrel smasher.
Granted now you have a giant gorilla trying to destroy you and kidnapping those you love! I wish I had more friends.
Granted, but they would drink all your beer.
I wish I had smaller boobs.
Granted. Sadly, now your only ever mistaken for a boy..
I wish I had a castle in the mountains.