Granted, but once the plastic surgeon was done transforming you to look 25, he mistakenly removed one of your ears.
I wish Elvis was still alive
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Granted, but once the plastic surgeon was done transforming you to look 25, he mistakenly removed one of your ears.
I wish Elvis was still alive
Granted, Elvis is still alive and now the Kripsy Creme Franchise is bigger than McDonalds and threatens the health of all the children of the world.
I wish I had a clone.
Granted. Your boss caught your clone sleeping at work and fired you. No longer being able to feed your clone, it died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cthulhubob
I wish I had nine million dollars.
Granted. However, it's all monopoly money.Quote:
Originally Posted by onefstcat
I wish I had my own space ship.
That had a breached hull and wasn't space worthy.
I wish I could live for the next 50 years without having to pay any more bills.
Granted. Due to advances in medical technology, you also live another 50 years beyond that and have to pay all of those bills with interest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meretrix
I wish I had a job!
Granted. But you are not given any tools or gloves and have to clean the septic systems with your hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by jamn224
I wish I knew how to play this game better.
Granted, however you are stuck cleaning poop off a cow's bottom and are paid in buckets of milk instead of cash.Quote:
Originally Posted by jamn224
I wish I had a better camera to do my photography with.
[Originally Posted by Sebastian[/Granted, however you are stuck cleaning poop off a cow's bottom and are paid in buckets of milk instead of cash.
I wish I had a better camera to do my photography with.]
Granted, but every time you take a photo the camera will un-focus just as you hit the button.
I wish i had a small hamster named harvey who was secretly Super Man.
I wish I had a better camera to do my photography with.[/QUOTE]
as you get the camera they stop making and developing that brand of film
I wish for a larger income.