The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

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Originally Posted by Sky75

Granted, but now the entire field is staffed with weirdly intelligent robotic monkeys!

I wish my pets had longer life spans

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Granted, all your old dead pets have now come back to life and are vicious animal zombies! Pet Semetary here we come!

I wish the song that never ends, would end!

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Originally Posted by Jigsaw

I wish the song that never ends, would end!

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Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.

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Originally Posted by SirRoy

Which you did and the $39 million made you into a Scrooge McDuck that nobody except for sycophants liked.

I wish all my wishes come true.

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Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

I wish I had a never ending gold mine

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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Originally Posted by SirTurk

Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

I wish I had a never ending gold mine

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Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...

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Originally Posted by Jigsaw

Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...

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Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.

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Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst

Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.

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Granted, but the course is so complex that every time you play you are lost without food or water for days on end.

I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.

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Originally Posted by Cahalith

Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.

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Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.

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Originally Posted by Sebastian

Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.

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Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

(Super Extra Bonus:

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I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.

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Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

I wish I was Mojo JoJo

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Originally Posted by BadBaboon

Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

(Super Extra Bonus: Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

I wish I was Mojo JoJo

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Granted, but someone called animal control and had you taken to the zoo, so now the powerpuff girls come every day to throw popcorn at your cage.

I wish I didn't need as much sleep