The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

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Originally Posted by BooRadley

I wish I had a wallet that always had $50 in it. As in, if I take money out, when I close it and re-open it, there is another $50 waiting for me there. :D

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Granted, but the $50 is permanently stuck in the wallet, so you are unable to spend it.

I wish the news contained happier news and people were nicer to each other.

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Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot

Granted, and now you are the manager of a 1970's R&B/funk band: Earth, Wind, and Fire.

I wish I had the ability to stuff sausages in the mouths of rude/ignorant people to stifle their rants.

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Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.

I wish I had something better than a third world empire.

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Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.
I wish I had something better than a third world empire.

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granted. but it became self aware and now you're it's second world conquest.

I wish it was winter already...

Granted, now the world is in chaos. Earth has entered an ice age.

I wish I owned a robot that would clean for me, keeping everything clean 24/7.

Granted, your life is easy now, just eat and sleep.

I wish I can go and sleep on the sun in just one night!

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Originally Posted by Clad

Granted, your life is easy now, just eat and sleep.

I wish I can go and sleep on the sun in just one night!

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Granted, but because you are on the sun, there is no night and day, so you have to stay forever.
I wish I had free parking at my work.

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I wish I had free parking at my work.

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Granted, but now your free reserved parking space means you are the boss. You work 60-70 hour weeks and the IRS is auditing you.

I wish that I had perfect health for a natural lifetime.

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Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot

Granted, but now your free reserved parking space means you are the boss. You work 60-70 hour weeks and the IRS is auditing you.

I wish that I had perfect health for a natural lifetime.

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Granted, but you need to laugh all day, laughing while eating, sleeping and laughing when wc because laughter is the best medicine
I wish that I had 39 Gems from this event

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Originally Posted by Holmes

I wish that I had 39 Gems from this event

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Granted, you have unlimited gems and become so intoxicated with the power that you play 36 hours straight without eating and become a CEO addict. :(

I wish I had unlimited gems and more friends. :p

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Originally Posted by onefstcat

Granted. Your boss caught your clone sleeping at work and fired you. No longer being able to feed your clone, it died.

I wish I had nine million dollars.

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Granted, You put it all in the bank and the bank catches on fire and no record of your money was kept.

I wish i was level 50