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08-26-11 02:32 pm
Jigsaw

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Originally Posted by Sky75

Granted, but now the entire field is staffed with weirdly intelligent robotic monkeys!

I wish my pets had longer life spans

Granted, all your old dead pets have now come back to life and are vicious animal zombies! Pet Semetary here we come!

I wish the song that never ends, would end!
08-26-11 02:46 pm
BB_Katealyst

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Originally Posted by Jigsaw

I wish the song that never ends, would end!

Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.
08-26-11 03:13 pm
SirTurk

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Originally Posted by SirRoy

Which you did and the $39 million made you into a Scrooge McDuck that nobody except for sycophants liked.

I wish all my wishes come true.

Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

I wish I had a never ending gold mine
08-26-11 03:48 pm
Keyframegirl

I wish I had telekinetic powers.
08-26-11 04:19 pm
Jigsaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirTurk

Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

I wish I had a never ending gold mine

Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...
08-26-11 04:30 pm
Cahalith

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Originally Posted by Jigsaw

Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...

Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.
08-26-11 05:08 pm
Sebastian

Quote:

Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst

Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.

Granted, but the course is so complex that every time you play you are lost without food or water for days on end.

I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.
08-26-11 05:09 pm
Sebastian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cahalith

Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.

Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.
08-26-11 06:06 pm
BadBaboon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebastian

Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.

Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

(Super Extra Bonus:

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I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.

Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

I wish I was Mojo JoJo
08-26-11 06:57 pm
adolia

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBaboon

Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

(Super Extra Bonus: Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

I wish I was Mojo JoJo

Granted, but someone called animal control and had you taken to the zoo, so now the powerpuff girls come every day to throw popcorn at your cage.

I wish I didn't need as much sleep
08-26-11 07:11 pm
Farrox

Quote:

Originally Posted by adolia

Granted, but someone called animal control and had you taken to the zoo, so now the powerpuff girls come every day to throw popcorn at your cage.

I wish I didn't need as much sleep

Granted, but after a while you run out of things to do and spend too many hours on Castle Empires world chat. One too many sausage jokes cause you to lose your sanity and you are committed to the nearest institution where you spend your remaining days yelping 'Walla Jabeela'.

I wish that I could play a banjo.
08-26-11 08:17 pm
Wimpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrox

Granted, but after a while you run out of things to do and spend too many hours on Castle Empires world chat. One too many sausage jokes cause you to lose your sanity and you are committed to the nearest institution where you spend your remaining days yelping 'Walla Jabeela'.

I wish that I could play a banjo.

Granted, but you have to play duelling banjos with some guy and he plays using a gun.

I wish I wasn't a deadbeat.
08-26-11 09:41 pm
certifried4Him

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wimpy

Granted, but you have to play duelling banjos with some guy and he plays using a gun.

I wish I wasn't a deadbeat.

Granted: now you're a explorer searching your island for new land you go round an round never resting.
I wish I had 3 wishes
08-27-11 12:38 am
Doc-Rock

Granted. Now you have three wishes but the effects are only a third intense. Next time maybe you'll think before you rub me out of a bottle.

I wish for nothing cuz life is always better than the alternative.
08-27-11 12:52 am
shedrin

Granted. You get nothing but are cursed to always covet what others have.

I wish I had a sense of perspective.
08-27-11 04:13 am
Aphrodite

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Originally Posted by shedrin

Granted. You get nothing but are cursed to always covet what others have.

I wish I had a sense of perspective.

Granted, you receive your sense of perspective but lose your sense of smell.

I wish my cat wasn't so fat, so he could clean his own backside.
08-27-11 05:46 am
Dolittle

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Originally Posted by Sebastian

Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.

Granted but you end up being the toilet slave to Kim Il Jung where your mere existence is spent in endless days of wiping his butt and polishing his toilet bowl.

I wish I was superman!!!
08-27-11 05:51 am
Dolittle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aphrodite

Granted, you receive your sense of perspective but lose your sense of smell.

I wish my cat wasn't so fat, so he could clean his own backside.

Granted but alas his newfound slim nature has left him mentally incapacitated and He has taken to wiping it on your hallway carpet, leaving brown streaks from the kitchen to the front door.

I still wish I was superman LOL.
08-27-11 06:22 am
toy4x4

Granted, but you are still living on Krypton in a alternate timeline where it never explodes.

I wish I had more wishes
08-27-11 07:31 am
Tarquinious

I wish UBI didn't ruin shadowbane and forced me to play browser games.
08-27-11 07:58 am
Lord-Stark

Granted, UBI has released you from this insatiable need to play their games, however, UBI soft has cloned you and you will forever be a slave to their browser games.

I wish I had Demacia's account. ;)
08-27-11 08:18 am
Wallstreet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord-Stark

Granted, UBI has released you from this insatiable need to play their games, however, UBI soft has cloned you and you will forever be a slave to their browser games.

I wish I had Demacia's account. ;)

Granted, but then you get caught cheating and your account gets perma banned XD

I wish I was a genie and could grant wishes.
08-27-11 09:10 am
RMAGPILE

Granted, but you have to live in a lamp.

I wish I turn into a flying dragon.
08-27-11 11:04 am
TheMajestic

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Originally Posted by RMAGPILE

Granted, but you have to live in a lamp.

I wish I turn into a flying dragon.

Granted, but you flew into a mountainside and broke both your wings.

I wish I had a million real US dollars ;D
08-27-11 11:09 am
pbelanger

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Originally Posted by TheMajestic

Granted, but you flew into a mountainside and broke both your wings.

I wish I had a million real US dollars ;D

Granted but you have to pay half of it to the treasury of state as tax.

I wish I had 39 gems :p
08-27-11 12:23 pm
linz

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Originally Posted by pbelanger

Granted but you have to pay half of it to the treasury of state as tax.

I wish I had 39 gems :p

Granted..but with inflation prices, 1 fir wood now costs 40 gems.

I wish I had unlimited time to game!
08-27-11 12:47 pm
Lirsa

Granted, but you slowly mold to your chair, and the next thing you know, you're starring in your very own episode of Hoarders, because you just let all your trash pile up around you. (Shudder)

I wish I had an epic evil castle and a pet Gargoyle.
08-27-11 01:05 pm
cotj73

Granted. But then you forgot that they can not be tamed, and become lunch.

I wish I had more free time.
08-27-11 01:16 pm
adolia

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Originally Posted by cotj73

Granted. But then you forgot that they can not be tamed, and become lunch.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but only because you got fired from your job.

I wish that people would quit coming to my door trying to corrupt me with their religious paraphanalia
08-27-11 01:25 pm
pbelanger

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Originally Posted by adolia

Granted, but only because you got fired from your job.

I wish that people would quit coming to my door trying to corrupt me with their religious paraphanalia

Granted but only because you are now one of them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
08-27-11 01:57 pm
TheMajestic

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbelanger

Granted but you have to pay half of it to the treasury of state as tax.

I would be perfectly ok with that! lol
08-27-11 01:59 pm
TheMajestic

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbelanger

Granted but only because you are now one of them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but now you're a zombie who eats brains and can't play video games like Castle Empire Online ;)

I still wish for a million real US dollars! lol
08-27-11 06:15 pm
Wimpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMajestic

Granted, but now you're a zombie who eats brains and can't play video games like Castle Empire Online ;)

I still wish for a million real US dollars! lol

Granted. But you get caught leaving the bank you held up and now have to serve 37-1/2 years in the lockup.

I wish that wishes came true.
08-28-11 04:25 am
gwomain

To be able to plant any kind of tree anyware
08-28-11 06:19 am
Segomo

With perfect health you could outlive generations of your family and become alone in the world.

I wish aliens would sap my brain and make me the smartest person in the world!
08-28-11 06:44 am
Logix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Segomo

With perfect health you could outlive generations of your family and become alone in the world.

I wish aliens would sap my brain and make me the smartest person in the world!

Granted, but as the smartest person in the world you become unchallenged and die of boredom!

I wish I had a genie with unlimited wishes.
08-28-11 06:58 am
Saint

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logix

Granted, but as the smartest person in the world you become unchallenged and die of boredom!

I wish I had a genie with unlimited wishes.

Your wish has been granted and now you are the genie in the bottle.

I wish I the ability to control the elements of the world.
08-28-11 07:08 am
ShuttlePilot

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I wish I the ability to control the elements of the world.

Granted, and now you are the manager of a 1970's R&B/funk band: Earth, Wind, and Fire.

I wish I had the ability to stuff sausages in the mouths of rude/ignorant people to stifle their rants.
08-28-11 09:30 am
EpsilonSilver

Granted, only now there are just a dozen people left able to speak.

I wish the world would be as one. :P
08-28-11 12:43 pm
BooRadley

Granted, but now you're alone. Going to get pretty lonely without other people...

I wish I had a wallet that always had $50 in it. As in, if I take money out, when I close it and re-open it, there is another $50 waiting for me there. :D

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