Granted, but the $50 is permanently stuck in the wallet, so you are unable to spend it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooRadley
I wish the news contained happier news and people were nicer to each other.
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Granted, but the $50 is permanently stuck in the wallet, so you are unable to spend it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooRadley
I wish the news contained happier news and people were nicer to each other.
Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
I wish I had something better than a third world empire.
granted. but it became self aware and now you're it's second world conquest.Quote:
Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.
I wish I had something better than a third world empire.
I wish it was winter already...
Granted, now the world is in chaos. Earth has entered an ice age.
I wish I owned a robot that would clean for me, keeping everything clean 24/7.
Granted, your life is easy now, just eat and sleep.
I wish I can go and sleep on the sun in just one night!
Granted, but because you are on the sun, there is no night and day, so you have to stay forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clad
I wish I had free parking at my work.
Granted, but now your free reserved parking space means you are the boss. You work 60-70 hour weeks and the IRS is auditing you.Quote:
I wish I had free parking at my work.
I wish that I had perfect health for a natural lifetime.
Granted, but you need to laugh all day, laughing while eating, sleeping and laughing when wc because laughter is the best medicineQuote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
I wish that I had 39 Gems from this event
Granted, you have unlimited gems and become so intoxicated with the power that you play 36 hours straight without eating and become a CEO addict. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Holmes
I wish I had unlimited gems and more friends. :p
Granted, You put it all in the bank and the bank catches on fire and no record of your money was kept.Quote:
Originally Posted by onefstcat
I wish i was level 50
Granted, you just have to wait some time.
I wish I had unlimited gems.
"Granted, you just have to wait some time.
I wish I had unlimited gems."
granted, but then they decided to not using gems anymore (change to diamond)
i wish i could do time travel
Granted, but while riding a donkey in the Mediterraneanyou accidentaly run over your great great great great great great great grandfather and poof out of existance.Quote:
Originally Posted by captnemo
I wish I could read super fast.
granted! but as you read and turn the pages so fast, they caught fire and the book went up in flames!Quote:
Originally Posted by JackMania
I wish there was more hours in the day, so we dont have to be rushed all the time!
Granted but with more hours in the day companies decide the work day is longer as well so you're just as rushed as before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliya
I wish I could travel using teleportation!
Granted, but now you lost your only free hours of the day, as your boss want you to do twice the travel and your wife wants you to do more at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spybreaker
I wish Gems could be build or found in the game instead of in the shop only.
Granted! but the gems are pink and the shop won't accept them as currency.Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyDad
I wish a guild wouldn't just accept anyone with a pulse without any sort of requirement to join.
Granted, but the new standards are so exclusive, that you have to sign up on the wait list for them when you are born.Quote:
Originally Posted by Windguaerd
I wish I had a Starbucks in my house.
Perfect health is granted, but now you will outlive everyone you love.
I wish I had enough gold to upgrade everything on the island.
Your wish is granted, but then they wipe the game only an hour after you upgrade everything, your heart is broken and in a fit of rage you throw your computer out the window. Just as you hear the glass shatter and see the daylight coming in your nerd cave in your grandma's basement, you realize that you had your lottery numbers on it. The same lottery numbers you have meticulously researched from the past five years of numbers and took you five months to complete. As you run towards the window in sheer terror of the thought of losing those numbers, you feel the corner of the glass pane slide down the bottom of your right arm. You can't feel much pain though, so you think it isn't that bad, but as soon as you look down, you see it.......blood everywhere. As you stand there in shock at the sight of your blood running out of your arm, you try to put your hand over the gash and look at how deep it is. As you start to lift your arm, everything goes black.Quote:
Originally Posted by dlw695
You wake up two days later in the hospital, you don't remember much, except the sound of freedom, your life outside of your grandma's basement, crashing into the ground. After a couple days in the hospital, you get released. When you get home, you see nothing on the front lawn and the window has been fixed. You wonder how you grandma fixed everything so fast. You walk in and ask, grandma how did you fix everything so quickly? As she turns, you see her face. Who is this person? Your not my grandma, you scream in a shriek reminiscent of a ten year old girl seeing Justin Bieber for the first time. You run out of the house in a panic and trip, the sound of the concrete colliding with your face was loud enough for a cat across the street to look over. As you slowly pick your self up off the patio, a hand grabs your shirt and then horror strikes, you faint.
When you wake up, your back in the hospital. You have restraints on your arms and legs and you have no idea how or why you got here. As your trying to remember everything that has happened, a doctor walks in with two nurses. It's time for your shots, says the doctor. Your throat is so dry that it's hard to speak, but you get out, where am I? In a cracked, desperate voice. The doctor replies, Mr. Smith, you still don't remember anything? I guess the treatments are not effective yet. You can barely hear him over the buzzing sound, but then it hits you.....Mr. Smith? Who the heck is Mr. Smith? As you try to scream, your voice fails you, the words are on the tip of your tongue, but they won't come out though. The doctor says, quiet now, everything will be ok in a few seconds. As the words are trying to fight their way out, the room starts to get dark. You try to fight it, but you feel your body getting heavy....so heavy. Then everything is black.
When you come to, your looking down at your at a person lying on a couch. As your eyes finally focus, you notice that its you your body! You wonder, did I die? Am I floating out of my body? Or am I having an out of body experience? As you try to come to grips with the situation, the effects start to wear off and you realize what all just happened.
You fly over to the mirror to make sure it's real. You see yourself in the mirror and you remember it all. You are a fly and you landed on a delicious looking brownie sitting on the counter. It kinda tasted funny, especially the little green flakes in it. Once you got close, it kinda smelled like skunk and was very pungent. You was very hungry and ate it anyways, not caring about the odd taste and skunk like odor it emitted. As you look in the mirror and grasp the life altering journey you just went through, you see something green behind you. As you try to fly away, it is to late.
After all you went through in your short life as a fly, your life came down to speck on a mirror. As you floated away, you seen that speck on the mirror and came to peace with the guy that took that fly swatter and turned you in to that speck. You realize not everything in this world revolves around gold, in real life or a game and people should care more about other people and not so much a material possessions, real or digital. When it all comes down to it in the end, all our lives are just a speck and our future generations need love and support more then gold and silver.
I hope you all enjoyed my short story, it is in no way related in any way to anyone, thing, or person. This story is totally fictional and I do not speak for all flies or to them. I am not condoning quitting this game either, this is a very enjoyable game and I just thought I would get a laugh or two by this short story. I apologize for the bad structure of the story, I never got a A in english class. I hope you all enjoyed it!
I wish I had a multi-million dollar business. lol
Granted, the next day the market crashes and stocks plummet. Your have no choice but sell your company at such a loss that you lose everything and become homeless. A year later, the economy recovers and your company makes a great comeback and it becomes a billion dollar business. When you find out, something in your mind snaps and you believe yourself to actually live in CEO and try to trade stones for bread at the local supermarket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
I wish there was no religion of any kind.
Granted! With no religion God ceases to get his daily ego-boost. He decides that life is no longer of any use to him so he smites everyone, and life ceases to exist due to an unexplainable massive electrical storm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Windguaerd
I wish I had a taco.
Granted. Before you can take your first bite, a seagull snatches the taco.
I wish I had a gnome living in my garden to keep everything in harmony.
Granted...Gnomeville is your new city...to buff and biuld like no other....OHHHH a Gaint Equake opens the earth below your garden and swallows it whole...there goes gnomeville sliding down the hatch!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Audrey
I wish I could retire and live like a King!!!! ANd play games alllllll Dayyyyyy Longgggg!
granted, just after 1 days of live like a king and play games all day long, u got KO and need to be hospitalized for the rest of your life....
i wish the world/universe and everything in it never existed
Granted! Except your mother's uncle's third cousin has usurped your crown. She has had you walled into a room of the highest tower of your castle where they pass food through a slot in the wall where the door used to be once a day. Your only source of water is the rain that falls through the leaking ceiling of the tower roof. By the light from the candle stubs you are given, you are free to play your board games all day long with your three imaginary friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by chewie56
I wish that I was 17 with the knowledge I have today and $10000 to invest in a new software company founded by Bill Gates and a computer company called Apple.
Your wish is granted. The government pays you to develope a software program for the defense department to run on your computers. It will control all the weapons in the U.S. arsenal. It is called Skynet. Humanity is destroyed.
I wish I could find a working alien spacecraft buried underground. It would allow the unleashing of humankind on the universe.
Granted! You are the great leader pushing humanity on poor, unsuspecting aliens and their homeworlds. Unable to reproduce as quickly as humans, all alien life is soon wiped out and only humans populate the universe. Humans lack the technology to maintain the spacecraft they inherited from other races however, and soon all the newly populated planets are cut off from each other. Lacking resources and knowledge, every planet reverts to a primitive lifestyle and eventually all 'humans' perish when the native ecosystem replenishes itself. The next dominant lifeform on each planet doesn't even care who built on the planet before them or why and humanity is reduced to a level less interesting than the dinosaurs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Starshaker13
I wish I had a long enough lifespan to learn everything I want to know; and I want to know everything.
Your wish is granted, and all the knowledge of the ages is yours... only you are imprisoned, naught but a brain floating in a pool of goo with electrodes attached, effectively immortal but used as nothing more than data storage for an advanced civilization.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morwyn_y_Ser
I wish that all my roads were golden.
I wish for kindness, tolerance and acceptance in our world.
Granted, but they are electacoat and you are charged with pothole patrol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lordebon
I wish I had a personal chef.
Granted, but you will gain 1 million pounds.
I wish I had a electric dog named Charles.
Granted, but you forgot to wish for a chargeable powerpack for Chas, so he is permanently tethered to an outlet in your living room.Quote:
I wish I had a electric dog named Charles.
I wish that 300 days of the year the weather was sunny and 77 degrees.
Granted the 65 days will be nearly unbearable swelteringly hot till the year passes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
i wish that i could rule this server with my mutilated sense of justice and fury!
Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, the human race had to be eliminated for that to come about!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cariad
I wish I could do true magic!
Granted, but your job, family, friends, and pets all are on the part of the world where it's dreary, dark, rainy, and a constant 39 degrees.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShuttlePilot
(Sounds sort of like the pacific northwest!)
I wish Vigilance would follow the rules of the game and corrupt someone else's wish before making one of his own!
no thanks sounds like it would eat up my "valuable" time.Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBaboon
Granted - but you will live out your sad & miserable term in a level 1 residence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vigilance
I wish that my bakeries be eternally buffed.
But then you'd just run out of flour.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimSoxfan
I wish I was a bird.
Granted - You are a bird, but you just have 1 wing.
I wish won 30 crystal on Castle Empire Online