i wish i had infinet wish, yeah beat dat lol |)
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i wish i had infinet wish, yeah beat dat lol |)
Wish Granted, but as no one has any, they are now worthless, we have all moved on to using food as money.Quote:
Originally Posted by shofer
I wish that i had the power of Mind Control.
Granted, but after trying to master your new found ability, you accidentally mind controlled yourself and slipped into a vegetable like state and are completely brain dead...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loredragon2
I wish my wife and kids could live out their lives worry free and happy!
My monkey only has a wrench "A Monkey Wrench" to play with.
Granted, but she leaves you and gets sole custody of your kids(hated even typing it but I had to debunk your wish somehow)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaye
I wish the suggestion thread got more interaction and feedback from the mods :\
Granted, but the mods decided to ban you for being part of the 1%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallstreet
I wish I could travel back and forth through time.
Granted, but each time you do it costs you your health and those around you love you less each time.Quote:
Originally Posted by sango
I wish my cats would learn to do the cooking and cleaning!
Granted, but you stink of old cheese
I wish I had 1500 pumpkins
Done. You now have 1500 pumpkins. Unfortunately, you are visited by The Great Pumpkin King, who beats you senseless for the apparent murder of his brethren.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vetinari
I wish I was Batman.
granted but Supermans pissed at you and you left your kryptonite at homeQuote:
Originally Posted by Creep
i wish i was immune to pain and death
Granted, but your skin has turned a strange hot pink color you'll have to live with forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwincy
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but little did you expect that you got turn into a fly. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ssawla
I wish to be normal...
Granted, but what you didnt expect is you are now poor and out of work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladewind
I wish i had more tools.
Granted, but now every building that required tools requires titanium ore for it instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Richcat
I wish Demacia would quit the game and the devs would just let ShuttlePilot take over as leader of TC :)
Granted, however the counterfeit member fee to join TC became 525 coins & 30 gems.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, you have been turned into an indestructible statue. You will live forever but can never move or speak.
I wish no harm will never come to me, ever!
Granted, however you become very lonely and had a heartattack.
I wish I had unlimited resources
Granted, and your piles of wealth swell to mountains that collapse in an avalanche that buries you alive.
I wish I knew what to wish for!
Granted, but just as you are about to make your wish you suffer a stroke and are now unable to write, speak or communicate in any way.
I wish to be able to travel through time.
Granted, but just as you get to your destination your time machine breaks and you are stranded right in the middle of a group of hungry zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealBert I wish to be able to travel through time.
I wish I had super powers.
Granted, but you couldn't keep it a secret and government snatched you away where you spent the rest of your life as a lab rat.
I wish I could speak tongues.
wish granted, but for every gem you ask for a gem the size of a football must be shoved up your ***.Quote:
Originally Posted by captnemo
I wish for 3 more wishes.
granted but you forget about the hubris of each wish, making them useless.Quote:
Originally Posted by milloan
I wish politicians would be forced to keep their promises made in campagns
Granted: Now all 2 of the politicians left started a new form of government enforcing higher taxes and less benefits.Quote:
I wish politicians would be forced to keep their promises made in campagns
I wish upon wisheries that fisheries grew wish fish.
granted but what would that wish fish wish for? perhaps a robotic monkey who lacked carpentry skill. then your in for it ;pQuote:
Originally Posted by DeepThought
i wish that i had a jar of pickles, but not just any pickles...Ninja Pickles!!!!!!!
granted. now say "tongues" see i am a magician.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thea
i wish someone had replied to my previous wish. :(
FEAR THIS
Ninja Pickles wish granted, but they escaped the jar and stole away into the cold dark night, taking with them the wish fish and the robotic monkey.
And, for some reason, they also took the butter dish that was humorously shaped like a large pickle. The police later found the pickle shaped butter dish at the crime scene of a toy store, where someone had "freed" all the Polly Pockets, and defaced all the Barbie Dolls with mustaches.
The police are currently knocking on your door, holding the butter dish ( pickle shaped, humorously ) in a clear plastic evidence bad.
I wish that they would turn into an awesome christmas display on your front lawn, with an animated Santa gesturing insanely with the pickle-shaped butter dish. No wait, I want that at my house, but all done up in LED lights, and for the Santa to cackle whenever someone walks up to the front door. Yes, I think that would be tasteful.
I wish for a good job for husband, SSD to kick in, and our home out of foreclosure.
Granted, but a horrible natural disaster ruins each aspect of your wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessibel
I wish stupidity was an extremely fatal disease so I wouldn't have to put up with idiots all the time.
Granted, but now you are dead.
I wish I could win 5 recycler plants.
Granted ... now help Santa fill some stockings with coal ... he has plenty of bad boys and girls to handle and needs the help
I wish for a double output buff cloud for my whole island, my settlers are getting burned from all this sun and are now mad at my scout for clearing those clouds and are chasing him around my island causing chaos
Your Wish is Granted- Because your wish was granted peace, harmony and loved ruled the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cariad
I have no wish because anything I would wish for would taint kindness, tollerance and acceptance in the world
If you had perfect health what would the Doctors do?
I wish for happiness and success!
Granted, everyone around you has more happiness and success, thus leaving you unhappy and unsuccessful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandra
I wish time was a commodity that I can be bought & sold.
And then the universe implodedQuote:
Originally Posted by Thea
I wish for a mini light saber cheese knife that I could put out during my George Lucas themed Halloween party next year.
Granted but 5 minutes into your Lucas-themed Halloween party, your mini-light saber cheese knife is stolen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crusty-Bum
I wish Hollywood would think of more creative titles for their films instead of stuff like "Cowboys & Aliens" or "Man on a Ledge."
Granted but the titles all have something to do with feces.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thea
I wish I knew the cure for every disease in history, including stupidity
Granted, but you hit your head as you jump in excitement. As a result of hitting your head you develop a severe case of amnesia and forget everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninjazz
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Granted, but you had to spend your entire life observing woodchucks in their natural habitat to learn the answer and in the mean time everyone you care about in your life has left you and your mother got remarried to your old best friend and your father married the kid they had on her 18th birthday when he was 62.
I wish I had a diamond the size of my fist.
Granted, but the diamond has so many inner flaws that it is considered worthless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evangelion
I wish I could talk to animals.