Granted, you now can talk to animals. You always could talk to animals, they just can't talk back!Quote:
Originally Posted by Thea
I wish I would have won the CEO Christmas Wish List contest.
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Granted, you now can talk to animals. You always could talk to animals, they just can't talk back!Quote:
Originally Posted by Thea
I wish I would have won the CEO Christmas Wish List contest.
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Originally Posted by BlazeTech
Granted you actually did win but they see you didn't actually need the items so they took them back.
I wish I could live one day pain free
Granted, but now you must live with itching all over for the rest of your life.
I wish i could sleep.
Granted, you are now sleeping but forgot to set your alarm clock and will be late for work tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wickedx
I wish that server maintenance didn't take two hours, I started an adventure!
Granted, server maintenance now takes 3 days, thus making you fail your adventure.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlazeTech
I wished healthy foods that are good for the body tasted just as great as junk food.
Granted, weight gain has now doubled and is twice as hard to remove.
I wish recruits didn't take so long to train.
granted but now they all defect to your enemy forces. i wish freedom could be won without so much sacrifice
Granted, but now you have a horrible personality and nobody really cares how healthy you are. :)
I wish you could re-inflate bubble wrap.
smitey wishes smitey had more bread!!!
hi
"I wish you could re-inflate bubble wrap"
Granted, but now school yard bullies use it to wrap you in and tie you to a football pole.
I wish I could marry Taylor Swift.
I wish that all my roads were golden.[/QUOTE]
You get your wish, BUT, as time soon passes, you realize having nothing but roads made of gold is a bad Idea because when you trip or fall and face-plant you get a face-full of pain!
i wish i had 3,000,000,001 free wishes that came true.
Done. But then she leaves you for this guy and wrecks your self confidence for life!Quote:
Originally Posted by SirNyck
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I wish my butchers made sausages faster.
I wish I had a robotic monkey.
Granted, but wiring gets crossed and it melts into a puddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by nls77036
I wish rained out here in the desert more often.
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Originally Posted by Thea
But then it rained too much and flooded.
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I wish money grew on trees.
Done, but they are of such low quality the FDA shuts you down. No more baskets for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kvasir
I wish Ohio was no longer part of the United States.
That's fine, but then Ohio decides to declare it and its cities a more perfect union, and takes some great lakes with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirDet
I wish that everyone wore jeans.
Granted, but since denim is in such high-demand, a pair of jeans now costs thousands of dollars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaerki
I wish there was a gem mine
Granted. But it costs 4000 granite, 6500 exotic wood, and 22007 fir wood logs to construct.
I wish my dog didn't stink.
Granted, but now your feet smell like a very stinky dog
I wish I was a Gnome
GRANTEDQuote:
Originally Posted by Gnomedude
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Wish granted as you find yourself alone on a island!
I wish for evryone elses wishes come true without the problems that come with it!
Granted, everyone Else's wish came true and without problems , but you didn't include yourself so you got everybody's problem. now your everybody's fool.
I wish for this thread to be locked since the event is over
Granted, but someone else continues the game by posting a new Corrupted Wish thread in the off topics section.Quote:
Originally Posted by SylarDrake
I capital punishment was allowed in more states.
Granted, but it was monkey lottery and you won a million bananas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Penty
i wish i win the gems i can build faster lol plz let me win lol
Granted but you have a not so perfect life.
I wish I had a Beer!
You have breweries.
I wish you well.
Just one well? Granted, but you'll never be able to keep up with your horses, breweries, farms, ect! I wish for more gems!!
Granted, you have more gems, but they are the one gems!
I wish I has more Iron swords.
Granted you have more iron swords no one will do any trades with you for them so you make militia. They all die to the first bandit camp you attack. I wish for unlimited wishes to use whenever I want
Granted but each wish turns to dust after 24 hours.
I wish for less turnover rates in this game.
granted unfortanotly its armegedon
smitey whishes he knew where to offer game suggestion
Granted, but all your suggestions help no one becuase they are posted one the wrong thread.
ops, it's over, lol, oh well.