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lol, and you didn't ask for a wish.
Granted, but now the monkey is waking up and poking you in the night :)
Granted, but now castle empire is bankrupt and you can't play anymore
I wish I could have unlimited of everything yet no harm comes of it
this started out as a nice, fun game... now people are getting poked by monkeys. etc
You would be stealing that dodge from someone else, someone who would have worked hard to buy it.
wish granted, but your followers become greedy and overthrow you and your empire, causing corruption, mutiny, famine and death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Awesomest
i wish i was out of debt
Granted, but now you are also out of savings, money, house, sport cars and other luxury goods.Quote:
Originally Posted by kanine
I wish I had started playing CEO earlier
granted, but now you are like Edmund and wizard. wondering what to do next =)
smitey wishes for 90 more NORDS so smitey can also wonder whats next =)
granted but now the server resetsQuote:
Originally Posted by goTomek
I wish i could upgrade my buildings for free
wish granted You have perfect health!!! only to find out that you are in a top secret Goverment Lab and never have freedom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morgan
I wish for unlimited gold ore mountain. :)
granted but you try to climb it and you fall
I wish for Angels
granted....but you find out you are allergic to feathers!
I wish for peace
Granted! I wish for a magical world!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mlady
Granted... but the world is full of strifeQuote:
Originally Posted by RileyReykin
I wish to capture Golden Parrots
granted but your net breaks :(
i wish to have 1000000 garisons all with vetron genrals
granted but you have no soldiers to fill them.
i wish i had a purple dragon
Granted, but it eats you!
I wish my workers would move faster.
Granted, but they go blind from dry eyes
I wish my movers would work faster
Granted, they simply move faster but never work.
I wish I could be a chat admin for Global.
Granted, but there would be no people left in GlobalQuote:
Originally Posted by ZoeyTheZany
I wish i had a level 5 barracks
Granted, but you are never able to play the game again due to being locked in a attic and eating fish heads for the rest of your life.
I wish Adam Sandler could act and wasn't basically the same character in every movie.
Granted but unfortunatly he took his acting lessons from keanu reeves and now is even more 1 dimensionalQuote:
Originally Posted by ZoeyTheZany
i wish i could speak mandarin (chinese)
Granted...but now when you are speaking chinese.. no one is able to understand what you are saying... not even the chinese guys.. so you end up speaking chinese to yourself.
I wish I could fly...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadeem
Granted but now u have a horrible fear of heights and get vertigo any time u even think about flying
I wish I could get a good paying job that I liked
Granted, but the job requires you to live underground for the rest of your life and never see the sun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allestra
I wish I wish people would mail me money
You got it, but it is all Chinese money, only good in Mainland...
Wish I lived on Alpha Centari in a colony.
Wish granted..unfortunately, you find it is a ant colony.
I wish you wouldn't pick your nose.
granted he cant because his booger finger fell off.
I wish i could dance .
Granted. However, you have no sense of balance and become fearful of the dancefloor
I wish there was no such thing as spell check.
Granted. Ubt hent oyd'u plesl kiel htsi nad oneno lduwo nokw hawt uyo disa!
I wish I could catch that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow!
He would then be the murderous leprechaun made famous by the movies
I wish I were a billionaire
Granted! But then anyone you married would divorce you just to get your money.
I Wish I had a gillion more wishes!
Granted, but you slowly go insane over time from the shear number of unfortunate events that occur after each wish and spend the rest of your life under the assumption that the cookbooks in your kitchen are actually manuals for world domination; and your cat is your sidekick.
I wish I was a professional barrel smasher.
Granted now you have a giant gorilla trying to destroy you and kidnapping those you love! I wish I had more friends.
Granted, but they would drink all your beer.
I wish I had smaller boobs.
Granted. Sadly, now your only ever mistaken for a boy..
I wish I had a castle in the mountains.
Granted! However, while out slaying dragons a landslide wiped away the road to it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Atalas
I wish the White Sox would win the series this year!