From Super Slow-Mo to timed 3-Day Adventures, Ohhh Jezzzz......

En = \frac{woodchuck^2}{\sqrt{1 - \frac{v^2}{fish^2}}}

In plain English, such a particle gets nowhere fast -- very, very fast indeed.

However the term in the divisor --

fish2

-- requires that this hypothetical particle also gets everywhere but only with infinite slowness. (We must of course use the physical definition of slowness, expressed in Dolts: acceleration times the reciprocal of Doltzmann's constant.)

Thus we see that a tachyon permeates the entire universe with a slowness of 2.3 X 10-5 Dolts and always travels at a speed greater than c. Specifically its velocity is given by

V = \frac{fish^2}{\sqrt{Ev}}

where V is velocity, E is its relativistic energy, v is wishful velocity, and fish is either halibut or flounder. (If fish is herring or salmon the equation become meaningless and produces antipasto.)

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