Professor Email us that assignment got pushed, we get one more week to do the assignment. But in reality the online submit did not response for that
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Professor Email us that assignment got pushed, we get one more week to do the assignment. But in reality the online submit did not response for that
I am an Exterminator by trade, on April Fools last year i went into a customers attic doing a normal checkup of things, i fell down the ladder as fast as i could and looked in a panic, the sweet little old lady who owned the house asked "Whats The Matter?" i said , "The biggiest snake i have ever seen is living in your attic", she went speechless ... so i did what any one would do at this point........I poured it on thicker!.....i said" It must be 12 foot atleast and weigh atleast 100lbs" Before i could finish explaining my encounter she ask if i could hold that thought for a minute, next thing i heard was keys gingaling, and car tires squeeling out of the driveway.
She called me on my cell and said she was not comming back until it had been removed, i felt this was probably the time to come clean, i meen she was probably on blood pressure meds as it was, so i spilled the beans and she stayed mad at me for like 3 weeks, then she finally called me back and we had a good laugh over a couple glasses of RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE......j/k we did laugh though =)
Put a million tiny bags of suger in the cuboard. Then when someone asks where the suger is, tell them then they open the cuboard then BOOM!
Leave a gym bag laying around the office. Since no one will know who the bag belongs to, someone will open it. Inside, leave some embarrassing items (e.g XXXL-sized underwear, Justin Beiber fan magazines, giant tube of hemorroid cream, etc.).
something i did last year... we have one of those water sprayers on our sink in the kitchen. just taped the trigger over night and the first person to turn on the water in the morning there gets a spray to the chest lol
Setting all the clocks in the house and car one hour ahead usually works and simply makes the person waste a hour instead of being late for something.
In college, I once took my roommates pillow and threw it in the laundry with a disgusting amount of starchening. That night, he came home and threw himself onto his bed and the pillow crunched and cracked under his head! I promptly yelled, "You've been pillow-starched!" which became a tagline for all of the hijinks that went on.
change the tune of your computer to guns shooting and open the windows and wait for your victim.
i do that every year,it is awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by kemoshido
i do that every year,it`s awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by Cassador