The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, but it doesnt happen!
I wish for nothing

Granted, you are sucked into a void of nothing.

I wish brew would go back to being beer.

Granted, however your settlers had really liked brew so they revolt against you.

I wish my generals would heal faster in an adventure.

Granted, they are called veteran generals. But they got lost on the way to the battle and become suspended in never never land for 4 additional hours. Wait, that already happened. Ok how to corrupt this properly. Your generals now have the ability to heal instantly, however, after using this option you will lose any troops not assigned to a general on the adventure, so if you bring your 2000 troops, they all die if you heal your general. That sounds better, your general never dies, but all your troops are lost. Additionally because of one of your previous wishes, you are subjected to a bad movie adaptation of your favorite comic book starring Edward Cullen and thousand of screaming teen-aged girls.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

To your amazement Phillip has a colt,so Phillip is a she not a he .Now you have two for one!!!!

Granted to your amazement another general get 1500 troops,at the same time the other side loses 1000 troops!! I'd wish for that

Granted, all of your troops eat up all of the food and brew so you have no resources.... :(
I wish I had unlimited resources.

Granted, however due to unlimited resources you grow tired of The Settlers Online and quit.

I wish TV series writers had better ideas.

Granted, but the have worse ideas

I wish for a guild!

i wish i could take everyone's gems