The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, but you've gone completely deaf, and can't hear anything ever again.

I wish I had my very own Rabbid, named Caer Bannog.

Granted but your Rabbid eats your General.
I wish I had 1000 brews

Granted, but when you use the brews your General dies and your army runs in all directions.

I wish i had a gold coin for each post.

granted but your account has been hacked and everything is destroyed. :). i wish i had all the 1million gems and nothing was wrong with the game and my generals are safe

granted but your computer breaks and you cant log in ever again.

i wish this event was over and I got some gems out of it.

Granted the event is over, and you now have many gems, However a new event has started and to celebrate there is a new currency and your gems are of equal value to fir wood logs.

I wish this game automated finding of new deposits and rebuilding of mines.

Your wish is granted, you play crash free for 1 week reaching the highest possible level and developing an intimate tribal leader like relationship with your guild mates, who dominate the server in every way while still receiving accolades for their general courtesy and zexy playing style including your second in command whom you marry on day 5... however at the end of the week your new spouse turns out to be a north korean spy who steals your credit card number and the first thing they charge on it is a high priced lawyer to initiate divorce proceedings.

granted, but the economy crashed and your gems are worthless

I wish I could defeat the bandit camp in sector 6.

Your wish is granted, however you suffered a major loss in your army sent and you do not have enough resources to build them to take down the camp leader.

I wish i have more building licenses.

Granted, but you have no resources to build any building and all your mines are empty, the geologists are getting drunk in the Tavern and refuses to go to work:P

I wish I was not sad this evening.