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Granted, but all of a sudden Obama shows up and commands all of your generals to go to war in Iraq and they deploy immediately and they take your Mayors House with them.
I wish that the developers would give me special privileges to do what ever I wanted.
i wish i had more marble
Granted but then you'd sit there completely undecided for the next decade as to what to do next! :)
I wonder if I could be granted a new pair of shoes?
Granted, you now have a new pair of high heels while stuck in a forest.
I wish that this game didn't require so much patience.
Granted, the game now runs faster but you find you also count your age in dog years
I wish I could fish
Granted, you now can fish, but while fishing for the first time you encounter Moby-****.
I wish beautiful women had good personalities.
Granted, but all beautifull women having good personalities violates the laws of physics and you and your women get sucked into a black hole.
I wish I had unlimited gems and coins
Wish granted; Now you can wake up!
I wish to have unlimited refills for mines!
Granted, beautiful women now have good personalities, but now you have to listen to them talk all the time. They now consider *** to be unimportant. Thanks, buddy.
I unwish what you just wished for!
Granted, but some mines were stolen by bandits.
I wish my weaker soldier is stronger than the strongest villain.