The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, however your gems will not load and customer support is overwhelmed.

I wish that my troops were immortal.

granted but now everyone else is crashing and you have no one to trade or talk to.i wish i could stop running out of coal

granted but there's a bug and only you cant make troops anymore.


I wish there was unlimited non-poisonous food for me to eat.

Granted! Your troops are immortal, but they still age and sustain injury. Withing a few years your kingdom is overrun with old folks that can't die and soldiers with wounds that can't heal.

I wish my wish had no consequences.

granted but all your storehouses are over full and explode trying to keep your resources safe, so you lose all your storehouses and your resources get corrupted cause they are out in the open...causing all kinds of bandits and rogues to attack you to get you goods before they rot.


I wish for a good (k)night.

i wish i get all the gem in the world

I wish you won more gems for completing quests!

Granted but 1 solid week of playing made your "Nintendo Thumb" (Yes, a pre-existing condition) even worse and now has to be amputated. I wish I had a 1 of a kind nude picture, Signed and dated of the legendary BETTY WHITE! (and that the game loads and my generals are still there...)

Grande, but you also have to go to the toilet ..................................(to make chocolat for the rabbits)...^^.

I wish i made sense... :/

Granted, but your computer has been eaten by monkeys
I wish I was king!