The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

i do not know what p v p is but is has a bad side effect

granted but you got totally destroyed by all the people who read this post

i wish i had a computer in my head so i could always stay on top of this game

granted but your computer crashes and so does your head

i wish brew turned back into beer

i wish for no bad side effects

Granted but the beer is warm and flat.

I wish I had a castle in the sky.

Granted but you get drunk and end up killing yourself.

I wish I had eternal happiness.

gramted but then yourcomputer was stolen i was for the play boy mansion

I wish that my account was hacked ha give that a bad side effect

granted but you die

I wish mine was the last wish and nobody could put a bad effect on it after the word granted

granted ,but at the end of a week your computer catches fire. i wish i could play for real gold