The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

I wish I had unlimited resources. I wish I had super anry

granted! but u can't wish for 2 things so the last wish will be used and since u have a horrible spelling error in it, it can't be read wasting the wish.

i wish i could clone myself so that i could have the clone do all my work and i could just play games all day.

Granted, but your clone is way more popular than you, and now all you can do is play games all day. I wish I was back home in Hawaii.

Granted, but your only friend is Wilson...

I wish I produced a gold coin every second.

Granted, but due to inflation, your coins lose value.

I wish that everyone would be happy.

Granted! You are the only one with debilitating depression.

I wish I had pockets that produced money.

Granted, but the produced money is in an unknown currency.

I wish Space travel was efficient and affordable for our current populace.

Granted! However your pockets have holes in them so you are always losing the money produced.

I wish I had a time machine.

#250 Granted, your pockets now produce money, but both you and your pockets are too heavy to ever be moved ever again until your death.
#251 Granted, Space travel is efficient and affordable, but only 33% of the people that enter a spaceship leave it alive
#252 Granted, You have a time machine, but unfortunately you went back in time and messed things up so that you were never born causing the space-time continuum to devour your soul in an attempt to save it self.

I wish that everyone responding to this thread got 50 gems.

Granted. But it they only produce $2 bills and cashiers everywhere get mad at you because they don't have a slot to put your bills in.

I wish that juice boxes were bigger.