The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

rats i type slow. everyone gets gems. the game masters inflate the prices...just like the real world...

still wishing for bigger juice boxes.

Granted but you going to love the bigger juice boxes more then the game.
I wish i could win the 50 gams :)

Granted, but it doesn't happen for 5 years and inflation makes the 50 gems worth less than 5.

I wish for 18 strength.

i wish i had 5 explorers:)

Granted but you will need 19 strength to continue.

I wish I had 1350 Eggs.

Granted, but your 5 explorers are handcuffed together and have to go everywhere together at half speed because of all the tripping over eachother.

I still wish for 18 strength. :p

Granted, 1350 spider eggs appear in your left back pocket.

I wish that continuing were made easier so that 18 strength was enough.

Granted but you still need 18 strength.

I wish I had 1350 Eggs.

#254: Granted. Juice boxes are now hold 400 square kilometers of volume. The packaging is suitably strong to contain that much fluid.

Granted! They all crack under the weight of themselves so you end up making the world's biggest omelet.
I wish nothing would change.