The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted. The world freezes in permanent stasis.

I wish that my in-game level in The Settlers Online would immediately be increased to 45.

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Originally Posted by Neilsen

Granted! They all crack under the weight of themselves so you end up making the world's biggest omelet.
I wish nothing would change.

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Granted, for you time is now frozen but everyone else is unaffected.

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Originally Posted by Reylathi

Granted. The world freezes in permanent stasis.

I wish that my in-game level in The Settlers Online would immediately be increased to 45.

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Granted, however now at lvl 45 you must pay 100,000 a day to access your account. normal people automatically skip from level 44 to 46 and people currently at 45 are boosted to 46 as well.

I wish for world peace.

impossible to grant. paradox.

18 strength leads to -2 charisma modifier...everyone hates you.

I wish mac and cheese was called noodles n cheese...it would sound cooler

Granted, but now the world is devoid of all human life.

I wish for immortality

Granted. From now on, everywhere you go you begin to accumulate loyal disciples who receive glorious spiritual visions anytime they are in your presence. They shortly disperse to spread your teachings of sacred zoophilia and self flagellation throughout the whole world, rendering you famous for the rest of time.

I wish for a Greece's economy to be healthy again.

#267: Granted. Mac and cheese is now made with limburger and overcooked linguini and is called Noodles and Cheese. Everyone loves it this way so much that laws are created making it a felony to use any other recipe.

Granted. It is then immediately hit with a tsunami and wiped from the face of the earth.

I wish I could get a comment posted before someone else posts before me.

Granted. Time permanently slows down for you and only you. One year in your life becomes one minute to the outside world.

I wish all the Greek people grew gills so they could survive the tsunami.

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Originally Posted by Neilsen

I wish I could get a comment posted before someone else posts before me.

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You create a new topic to ensure you get the first comment before anyone else. However the post is empty and you get a forum ban for spamming.

I wish I had no need for sleep.

granted, But your computer breaks and you are no longer able to play casle empire, you go crazy with all your spare time.

I wish I could dance!