The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

granted, but it begans to control you and eventually your mind explodes

i wish i was max level in this game

I wish the settler called knight.

Granted, but the knight decides that he must fulfill his destiny and gets carried away by a dragon.

I wish that fruit would be more plentiful.

Granted but you have no adventures and your scouts come back with nothing but map fragments.

I wish I could level already.

Granted, you gain 5 lvls, but then we have another roll back and you lose 10. with no compensation for your losses. :(

I wish my keyboard woudl stop sticking and i could type properly

Granted, but your computer crashes and you have to go to the public library to manage your account with a 1 hour a day time limit

I wish I would get off probation already

Granted. You are off probation, but only cause they found crimes in other states and you are being sent there for sentencing.

I wish there my computer didn't suck so much.

Granted at the library!
I wish I could pick how I age.

I wish I had a general that is like an npc boss instead of the weakling we have!

Granted but unfortunately your electric is shut off.

I wish my explorer would find a huge gold ore deposit.