The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, until one day a drifter comes and mutates one of the creatures and it spreads like a plague and they kill everyone.

I wish for candy land to be real.

Granted, but the candy is poisoned.

I wish I was taller.

granted but sadly settlers online goes out of buisness i wishforlongevity and happiness 4 ery 1

wish granted but your computer exploded
I wish i have 4000gem and 4000 Easter egg

Granted, but Settlers is no longer a game.

I wish to accomplish all that I want.

Granted, but you become sick and everything is 10x harder.
I wish I could level up today.

Granted, but it was the wrong game.

I wish it was just as easy to be successful in real life as it is on Settlers.

Granted, but your success is limited to the fact that there are no schools, universities, or churches in the settlers so your success is that you are a dumb, fat wood chopper that never gets any time off.
I wish that we had schools and churches.

Granted!, but there are no paved roads to get to any of them only woods, so you take a great risk in being attacked by wolves,
I wish there where recreation buildings for the settlers,

Granted, but now you have to pay tithe, your students are in revolt, and another religion in another kingdom has declared holy war on you.
I wish this game would go PVP already