The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, but you cant control them and kill yourself with your own power.

I wish for no one to ever wish again.

Granted,but now you can never wish for any thing again yourself
I wish for a wish

Granted, That wish was selected by a devil makes you rotten in his torment.
I wish to had accepted my every trade

I wish My wells never ran dry

Wish granted your wells never run dry, in fact they flood your entire island. Change island name to Atlantis and start again.

I wish I always had exact change in my pocket for whatever I need to buy.

Granted, however to fit all of your change your pockets drag along the floor, and they get caught by a passing bus, and you die.
I wish to be the highest level player in Castle Empire

You spoke to fast and the wish grantor heard you wanted to be the highest player in castle empire...
So you appeared in orbit around earth and exploded due to low pressure.

I wish to be ruler of the world...muhahahaha.

granted. you are now a yardstick next to a globe

i wish my inlaws would get off my back

granted. but your inlaws are on your nerves

I wish we were given more free items per day :)

Granted, But your computer and your iphone get viruses
I wish the silo was one of the daily bonuses!