The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

granted,but the silo couldn't hold up your orders of wheat

I wish it will take less time to make troops.

Granted, you have a level 10 barracks, but it slows down everyones bread broduction to 1 loaf an hour.

I wish explorers could be gifted.

Granted, they are gifted with music but can only play one song. 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer....

I wish to corrupt the corrupter

Granted, you have corrupted the Corrupter which in essence makes him a "do gooder" hence, he has covered your land in daisies, peppermints and rainbows of endless unicorns rendering your land and game useless.

I wish the Settlers could spend more time in the tavern.

Granted, but your women all get pregnant and your soldier are forced to do laundry and deliver babies.....

I wish i could have a catapult that could hit any island and launched cows.....

Granted but your keyboard is broken and it is going to take two weeks for a new one.

I wish my explorer would find only adventures every time he goes to find an adventure and not just map fragments

Granted but the adventures all turn out bad for you

I wish i had 1 million jems and coins

Granted but then you are banned for multiple accounts

I wish global chat was more civilized :)

Granted, however the help tab becomes the old global and no new player can get any good advice or help.

I wish weather can be portrayed on this game.

Granted, but you develop seasonal affective disorder.

I wish I knew then what I know now.