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Granted , then you spend your life trying to make all the changes you thought you needed to just to find yourself in the same place you are now drooling all over the keyboard because you fell asleep at the game again......
I wish the pizza shop would deliver at 330 am
Granted,but chuck norris deliverd your pizza and gave you one roundhouse kick to the face
I wish to be gay
No need to wish what was already true, but men, like women, find you unattractive and you remain alone for the rest of life.
I wish for a better combat interface system, with both big picture strategy involvement prior to the battle and during the battle ability to change tactics once battle is joined.
Granted, But you connection is too slow for that kind of things
i wish all my trades are accepted.
Granted, but they are all reverse trades.
I wish my island had a giant castle.
granted, but my missile launcher will get u your stinky cows go anywere near my island! :D
i wish to have 999999999999 buiding licenses! :):):)
Granted, however you island can only hold 300 buildings before you run out of space to put more buildings.
I wish I could understand my dog when he speaks.
granted, but your dog constantly cusses you out.
I wish I was immortally young.
Granted, but you are stuck at 2 years old.
I wish all dogs deal zero damage when I attack them.
Granted but they have 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9hp each and regen hp after each round of attacks
I wish I got a settler every min.