The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted... but your internet service goes down =(

I wish I had 50 watermills

Granted, but they brake down and an in-game glitch prevents you from building wells.:(

I wish I could win a surprise jackpot once a week whether I log on or not.;)

Granted, but the surprise jackpot is a donkey statue.

I wish veteran generals would increase the damage that his army inflicted.

granted, but you then go blind from drinking crappy moonshine so you could not see to play! I wish I had a gazillion gems, so i could build and buy instntly and become all powerful. mwahahahahaha!

I wish I could play the game...

Granted, but the server failed again.. cant get in all day.

Granted but you have to start over

I wish i had 10000 gems

Granted, but each one is buried deep beneath 600 units of titanium.

I wish I could actually become the desperate ruler of a tiny country, scratching the barren earth for meager resources, sleepless because of the din of my drunken soldiers, and terrified because of the regular appearance of the phantom faces of "visitors" in the sky. No, on second thought, I wish that horses would graze on the trees and I wouldn't have to lead the **** things to water and make them drink.

Granted. You did wish for poverty, intoxication, and paranoia, right?

I wish that I could make buffs to make my troops fight better.

Granted. You got the buffs, but they are reversed, instead of gainin, you lose.
I wish the settlers would rebuild faster!

granted but everything they build falls apart

I wish everybodies wishes would come true