The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, until one day a drifter comes and mutates one of the creatures and it spreads like a plague and they kill everyone.

I wish for candy land to be real.

Granted, but the candy is poisoned.

I wish I was taller.

granted but sadly settlers online goes out of buisness i wishforlongevity and happiness 4 ery 1

wish granted but your computer exploded
I wish i have 4000gem and 4000 Easter egg

Granted, but Settlers is no longer a game.

I wish to accomplish all that I want.

Granted, but you become sick and everything is 10x harder.
I wish I could level up today.

Granted, but it was the wrong game.

I wish it was just as easy to be successful in real life as it is on Settlers.

Granted, but your success is limited to the fact that there are no schools, universities, or churches in the settlers so your success is that you are a dumb, fat wood chopper that never gets any time off.
I wish that we had schools and churches.

Granted!, but there are no paved roads to get to any of them only woods, so you take a great risk in being attacked by wolves,
I wish there where recreation buildings for the settlers,

Granted, but now you have to pay tithe, your students are in revolt, and another religion in another kingdom has declared holy war on you.
I wish this game would go PVP already

Granted, but you will always pick impossible fights and lose

I wish the economy would be fixed

Granted! But it's for Greece.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

Granted. But disability doesn't pay as well.

I wish I could find the woman of my dreams.

Granted, but she isn't interested in you.

I wish for a pet zombie.

granted, but it gets hungry and eats your brain.....
i wish i lived in scotland.

granted, but your game will not load.

i wish to win this contest.

Granted, but you were penalized into paying 1000 gems.

I wish I could swim like a dolphin.

granted but you are banned from the game

I wish every one would win 5000000000000000000000000000 gems

granted, but everything cost 9000000000000000000000000000 gems
I wish people would stop sending my random friend requests.

granted.... but all your friends quit playing the game

I wish the soccer event will go smoother than the easter event

Granted, but on the first day of the new week, the game crashes.

I wish I had a thousand gold coins in game!

Your w!sh !s Granted, however the extreme cost of l!v!ng in the real world extends to CEO

! w!sh ! had a new keyboard

Wish granted, but then without all the !!! no one takes you serious and you get robbed on all your trades!!!!

I wish i paid more attention to my xbowmen instead of my kids!!!

Granted but angered by your indifference your kids cut the cord to your computer and tape it back carefully so you can not figure out why it won't work anymore. And the queue at the repair store is months.

I wish I could colonize and build on all the bandit islands I've conquered with 50 building licenses on each island.

Granted, but the bandits have relocated and conquered your main Island.


I wish I could cash out game gold for real gold.

Granted, but a glitch took your game gold and it was a once in a lifetime chance.

I wish my buffs had a timer.

Granted. But the exchange rate is one trillion game gold for one penny! (for 390)

I wish it didn't cost so much to train my warriors. (how can they use 10 swords anyway?)

Granted, however your choice of pacifism has lost you many friends

I wish i was 21 forever.

Granted, but watching your loved ones grow old and die makes you go insane.

I wish for a golden elephant (rather then measly 500 ore parrots)

Granted, but that golden elephant fall on you causing intense damage to your lower body leaving you paralyzed

I wish i have unlimited powers

Granted, but you cant control them and kill yourself with your own power.

I wish for no one to ever wish again.

Granted,but now you can never wish for any thing again yourself
I wish for a wish

Granted, That wish was selected by a devil makes you rotten in his torment.
I wish to had accepted my every trade

I wish My wells never ran dry

Wish granted your wells never run dry, in fact they flood your entire island. Change island name to Atlantis and start again.

I wish I always had exact change in my pocket for whatever I need to buy.

Granted, however to fit all of your change your pockets drag along the floor, and they get caught by a passing bus, and you die.
I wish to be the highest level player in Castle Empire

You spoke to fast and the wish grantor heard you wanted to be the highest player in castle empire...
So you appeared in orbit around earth and exploded due to low pressure.

I wish to be ruler of the world...muhahahaha.

granted. you are now a yardstick next to a globe

i wish my inlaws would get off my back

granted. but your inlaws are on your nerves

I wish we were given more free items per day :)

Granted, But your computer and your iphone get viruses
I wish the silo was one of the daily bonuses!