The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

granted,but the silo couldn't hold up your orders of wheat

I wish it will take less time to make troops.

Granted, you have a level 10 barracks, but it slows down everyones bread broduction to 1 loaf an hour.

I wish explorers could be gifted.

Granted, they are gifted with music but can only play one song. 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer....

I wish to corrupt the corrupter

Granted, you have corrupted the Corrupter which in essence makes him a "do gooder" hence, he has covered your land in daisies, peppermints and rainbows of endless unicorns rendering your land and game useless.

I wish the Settlers could spend more time in the tavern.

Granted, but your women all get pregnant and your soldier are forced to do laundry and deliver babies.....

I wish i could have a catapult that could hit any island and launched cows.....

Granted but your keyboard is broken and it is going to take two weeks for a new one.

I wish my explorer would find only adventures every time he goes to find an adventure and not just map fragments

Granted but the adventures all turn out bad for you

I wish i had 1 million jems and coins

Granted but then you are banned for multiple accounts

I wish global chat was more civilized :)

Granted, however the help tab becomes the old global and no new player can get any good advice or help.

I wish weather can be portrayed on this game.

Granted, but you develop seasonal affective disorder.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Granted , then you spend your life trying to make all the changes you thought you needed to just to find yourself in the same place you are now drooling all over the keyboard because you fell asleep at the game again......


I wish the pizza shop would deliver at 330 am

Granted,but chuck norris deliverd your pizza and gave you one roundhouse kick to the face

I wish to be gay

No need to wish what was already true, but men, like women, find you unattractive and you remain alone for the rest of life.

I wish for a better combat interface system, with both big picture strategy involvement prior to the battle and during the battle ability to change tactics once battle is joined.

Granted, But you connection is too slow for that kind of things
i wish all my trades are accepted.

Granted, but they are all reverse trades.

I wish my island had a giant castle.

granted, but my missile launcher will get u your stinky cows go anywere near my island! :D

i wish to have 999999999999 buiding licenses! :):):)

Granted, however you island can only hold 300 buildings before you run out of space to put more buildings.

I wish I could understand my dog when he speaks.

granted, but your dog constantly cusses you out.

I wish I was immortally young.

Granted, but you are stuck at 2 years old.

I wish all dogs deal zero damage when I attack them.

Granted but they have 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9hp each and regen hp after each round of attacks

I wish I got a settler every min.

Granted... but your internet service goes down =(

I wish I had 50 watermills

Granted, but they brake down and an in-game glitch prevents you from building wells.:(

I wish I could win a surprise jackpot once a week whether I log on or not.;)

Granted, but the surprise jackpot is a donkey statue.

I wish veteran generals would increase the damage that his army inflicted.

granted, but you then go blind from drinking crappy moonshine so you could not see to play! I wish I had a gazillion gems, so i could build and buy instntly and become all powerful. mwahahahahaha!

I wish I could play the game...

Granted, but the server failed again.. cant get in all day.

Granted but you have to start over

I wish i had 10000 gems

Granted, but each one is buried deep beneath 600 units of titanium.

I wish I could actually become the desperate ruler of a tiny country, scratching the barren earth for meager resources, sleepless because of the din of my drunken soldiers, and terrified because of the regular appearance of the phantom faces of "visitors" in the sky. No, on second thought, I wish that horses would graze on the trees and I wouldn't have to lead the **** things to water and make them drink.

Granted. You did wish for poverty, intoxication, and paranoia, right?

I wish that I could make buffs to make my troops fight better.

Granted. You got the buffs, but they are reversed, instead of gainin, you lose.
I wish the settlers would rebuild faster!

granted but everything they build falls apart

I wish everybodies wishes would come true

Granted, but they all become a twisted form of their wish.

I wish we could customize our civilizations and troops including female soldiers.

Granted, but all your female settlers and troops are feminist activists who spend so much time arguing about women's rights that they don't get any work done, and are useless in battle... Your civilization crashes.

I wish that people couldn't send me trade requests hours after my offer has expired on the trade tab.

Granted but you lose all your gems and coins.

I wish i could beat all the bandits without losing half my army

Granted, now you don't lose half your army, you lose it all every fight.

I wish I could give candy to all the little boys and girls of the world!

Granted, but then their parents chase after you with pitchforks!

I wish the next person doesn't get their wish granted muwhahaha!

granted, but your karma goes down for such a mean wish and you have bad luck for the rest of your life

I wish we could have more than one island to build on

i wish i had a deep well

granted but all of your farms stop producing wheat. I wish i had unlimited marble. :)

Granted, but the game wont load.

I wish everything was perfect.

You got it! A perfect earthquake caused a perfect tsunami, that made the perfect tidal wave, and washed your island perfectly clear of buildings.

I wish nobody else will be allowed make any wishes so I can win. Be careful granting this one.