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Granted, but like birds you're not intelligent enough to stay away from airplanes and thus you die from flying into a plane engine.
I wish Edward Cullen was real so I could kill him and break the hearts of all the teenage girls so infatuated with him.
Granted, and in fact I will help with that. Sadly we get caught and go to prison, in some place with no air conditioning, 200% humidity and 120 degree heat daily. you know what, this still isn't really dissuading me. you still up for that Thea?
I wish that if Thea and I do kill Edward Cullen, we would not go to jail.
Granted but we underestimated the teenage girls and we both get lynched.
I wish Hollywood would make better film adaptations of comic books.
Granted, but they are all Archie and jug head movies
I wish I could find true happiness
Granted, but instead of finding happiness you have found true depress
I wish for 10000000000000000 gems
Granted, but server error wipes them shortly after..
I wish for a panda
Granted, though it eats all your miracle grow and gets a height of 800 feet, then crushing your house, which you just got payed off yesterday, but sadly you forgot to pay your homeowners insurance, now you live in the zoo with your panda and he poops on you twice a day
i wish i owned an army of the most elite SPARTANS. :)
Granted, though the Spartans you receive are students from Michigan State. They graduate and leave you.
I wish I had X Ray Vision.
Granted but you can't control it so all you see are walking skeletons and can't tell people apart.
I wish I could control the weather.
Granted! But every time you use this power you get really bad, stinky gas, so bad it would even run me out of the room.
I wish I was a lil bit taller.
Granted! But along with a little taller you become a lot wider and nothing fits you anymore you have wear a tent.
I wish all the trolls on global would forget how to type :)
Granted! but now all the trolls do is hold down a key like this. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
I wish everything building on my island was level 5.
Granted. But the developers have decided to speed up the development process so now all the newbies get level five buildings too by the end of the tutorial. So now after three months of carefully managing your island, you're at the same level as all the players who started two days ago.
I wish the cool spring weather would last a little while longer and that the summer heat doesn't hit too early.
Granted, unfortunately it turns into neverending spring all across the earth the temperature rises so high that the polar ice caps melt, the earth id covered with water and Kevin Costner is the only survivor due to his role as a fishman in Waterworld. (bet ya didn't make that wish now huh?)
I wish that I could be hired by the Ubisoft team! (hint hint)
Granted, but you do something wrong and get fired after.
I wish to be a moderator in-game to stop those wretched trolls from spamming. (hint hint) Do something about this!!
granted but noone can speak on chat any more.
I wish trade and mails for CE can be used on 3G phones.
Granted, but someone steal your phone, and you dont have enough money to buy a new one.
I wish I won 50gems :D :D
Granted: you can use eggs to acquire your general but maintenance didn't happen so you will never get your eggs or your general!
I wish to find the repeating value of pi.
Granted, but you were mistaken as saying pie, so you are still getting the pi's in your face.
I wish there were Granite mines.
Granted, but you are sucked into the game and spend all eternity as a granite miner on MY island.
I wish the spring event would start before summer
Granted, but then the rabbids breed so much faster in the summer that its winter before the system recovers.
I wish that Castle Empire world interacted with The Settlers world.
Granted but the sever will laggy like hell and you have no way to connect sever
I wish I have 10 Veteran General
Granted, but you dont have the resources to buy it
I wish for moderators in-chat!!!
Granted, but they keep banning you from the game.
I wish I could train Armored Lancers in my barracks
Granted but they dont do anything but joust fight.
I wish for player moderators in-chat and me helping them
Granted but the player moderators are corrupt and you wish you had never helped them.
I wish Firefly got to have another season.
Granted, but J.J.Abrams is brought in to write for the series and the plot never makes any sense and everybody turns out to have been dead all along!
I wish my settlers could multiply faster... maybe a brothel or nursery would help?
Granted, your settlers multiply faster in a brothel but all caught STDs and died.
I wish my house was worth 1 million dollars.
Granted, but then it falls down :(
i wish i had unlimited gems :)
Granted, but...but...but it wont let u use them
I wish for CEO and TSO to be Co-games!!
granted but they will never load together at the same time :(
I wish that i could make a dozen coin per second in my coin maker! :)
Granted, but you get too overflowed and your computer takes all the energy from the world and nobody has TV or anything that uses energy, and everyone comes to kill you.
I wish that I could be a Player MOD
granted, but then u die :(
i wish i could fix my broken pc and live again ( and the world) :)
Granted, but you dont get it!
Shadow, u r ment to write your wish!
granted, but now they're all depleted and u gotta do it all over again!
i wish i had more chocolate =)
Granted, but now you find out you have severe alergic reactions to chocolate and may go into anaphalactic shock if you touch any.
I wish I had more building liscences.
Granted but the game wont allow you to build them due to a glitch in the system.
I wish gas prices would go down below a dollar per gallon.
granted, but then the your car gets stolen
i wish i could fly! :)
Granted, but you can't keep it a secret so the government captures you and performs experiments on you for the rest of your life.
I wish vegetables tasted better.