Granted, but shortly after vegetables become outlawed by the government. So if you eat those great tasting veggies the you will spend 20 to life in prison.
I wish life would stop throwing curve balls at me all the time.
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Granted, but shortly after vegetables become outlawed by the government. So if you eat those great tasting veggies the you will spend 20 to life in prison.
I wish life would stop throwing curve balls at me all the time.
Granted: It now throws Meteors the size of Texas. AND! You lose the ability to dodge.
I wish I hadn't wished to be taller earlier, because now I have to buy my clothes from Omar the Tent-Maker.
Granted.... but now you DO wish you did wish to be taller earlier, because now you have to wear hand me downs from your three year old brother...
I wish the world was a safer place...
granted but now no one is left on the planet
i wish i could pay my bills by playing this game
granted but now you have to spend all your time online and to pay bills and there is no money left for groceries, you starve!
I wish I was able to find a house
Granted. You find a house, however after moving in you find out the foundation and roof leak, plumbing isn't up to code and needs to be replaced, and a small electrical fire guts your kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shyona
I wish I could read minds.
you are granted the ability to read minds however what you see is terrible and you now see what evil lurks in minds of people and find your life s now worth nothing to anyone.
I wish 12/21/12 would be here tomorrow!
granted. but it only seems to work on gary busey, and now you can't turn it off!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caylendra
i wish i had unlimited pez.
Granted but its tofu pez.
I wish my brother didnt die in a car accident....
I wish i had 1mil +1 gems :D
granted by the trader currency is no longer gems therefore your 1million + 1 gems become worthless
I wish to win a prize from this event.
Granted, however BB takes too long to give it to you so by the time you receive your prize you no longer want it.
I wish I could have more than 1 veteran general.
Granted - but all of your generals become lost on their next adventure.
I wish that I could get enough eggs to buy everything in the egg store.
Granted, but my mother will make deviled eggs out of all of them, pickles, olives, anchovies, anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harkonnen
And she will make you eat them.
I wish I didn't have to eat deviled eggs every holiday
Granted, but now you have to eat raw eggs every holiday.
I wish I had shorts that would never need cleaning
granted but then u lose them in an hard adventure
i wish i win my island fully :)
Granted; but then the island turns out to be a volcano that becomes active and sinks.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
granted, but then u lose the chance to wish again
i wish i could breath fire :):):)
Granted, but you breath in and burn your lungs to a crisp and die.
I wish i had 1000000 gems for this game.
Granted, however due to a particularly nasty bug, you lose them all and UbiSoft has no records of your gems so they can't reimburse you.
I wish Hollywood came out with good films instead of cheap remakes.
Granted, but it doesnt happen!
I wish for nothing
Granted, you are sucked into a void of nothing.
I wish brew would go back to being beer.
Granted, however your settlers had really liked brew so they revolt against you.
I wish my generals would heal faster in an adventure.
Granted, they are called veteran generals. But they got lost on the way to the battle and become suspended in never never land for 4 additional hours. Wait, that already happened. Ok how to corrupt this properly. Your generals now have the ability to heal instantly, however, after using this option you will lose any troops not assigned to a general on the adventure, so if you bring your 2000 troops, they all die if you heal your general. That sounds better, your general never dies, but all your troops are lost. Additionally because of one of your previous wishes, you are subjected to a bad movie adaptation of your favorite comic book starring Edward Cullen and thousand of screaming teen-aged girls.
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
To your amazement Phillip has a colt,so Phillip is a she not a he .Now you have two for one!!!!
Granted to your amazement another general get 1500 troops,at the same time the other side loses 1000 troops!! I'd wish for that
Granted, all of your troops eat up all of the food and brew so you have no resources.... :(
I wish I had unlimited resources.
Granted, however due to unlimited resources you grow tired of The Settlers Online and quit.
I wish TV series writers had better ideas.
Granted, but the have worse ideas
I wish for a guild!
i wish i could take everyone's gems
granted : but unfortunatly you discover far too late that they are in fact radioactive isotopes painted blue as an out of date april fools joke
i wish spam was the meat you found on your island
hmmmm nomnomnomnomn spam spam spam spam
Granted, but then you would have to sleep the following week.
I wish the basket buffs would last 12 hrs. so they wouldn't fall during maintenance.
granted but then it cost 10000coins to make them :(
i wish i could fly! :)
Granted, but your wings were made of wax, and melted when you flew too close to the sun...You fell to your death.
I wish, I was the Grim Reaper! >_<
Granted, however you soon kill yourself afterward because the only people you hang out with are moaning, whining dead people.
I wish I could speak every language.
Granted, but you cannot control which language you speak at any given time.
I wish I had the power (and complete control of this power) to hover 10 feet above the ground at when I so desired.
Granted, however anytime you fly you will be attacked endlessly by swarms of bees.
I wish for immortality in only the way I personally perceive immortality to be. Which is a all powerful, never ending being capable of anything without limit, and to be the only one to be such and ever be such. Once again I wish it to be only in the way I personally perceive it wish may not be fully expressed in the verbal form but it is wished to match my inner thoughts expectation.
Granted but as a result your overwhelming power kills any one who comes near you, so you will be alone forever.
I wish I had a private island.
granted, but then it sinks :(
i wish i could live for ever!!!
:):):)
:):)
:)
Granted, but you get in an accident and spend the rest of time eating out of a tube.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.