The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

Granted, but you've gone completely deaf, and can't hear anything ever again.

I wish I had my very own Rabbid, named Caer Bannog.

Granted but your Rabbid eats your General.
I wish I had 1000 brews

Granted, but when you use the brews your General dies and your army runs in all directions.

I wish i had a gold coin for each post.

granted but your account has been hacked and everything is destroyed. :). i wish i had all the 1million gems and nothing was wrong with the game and my generals are safe

granted but your computer breaks and you cant log in ever again.

i wish this event was over and I got some gems out of it.

Granted the event is over, and you now have many gems, However a new event has started and to celebrate there is a new currency and your gems are of equal value to fir wood logs.

I wish this game automated finding of new deposits and rebuilding of mines.

Your wish is granted, you play crash free for 1 week reaching the highest possible level and developing an intimate tribal leader like relationship with your guild mates, who dominate the server in every way while still receiving accolades for their general courtesy and zexy playing style including your second in command whom you marry on day 5... however at the end of the week your new spouse turns out to be a north korean spy who steals your credit card number and the first thing they charge on it is a high priced lawyer to initiate divorce proceedings.

granted, but the economy crashed and your gems are worthless

I wish I could defeat the bandit camp in sector 6.

Your wish is granted, however you suffered a major loss in your army sent and you do not have enough resources to build them to take down the camp leader.

I wish i have more building licenses.

Granted, but you have no resources to build any building and all your mines are empty, the geologists are getting drunk in the Tavern and refuses to go to work:P

I wish I was not sad this evening.

granted but you will be sad tomorow evening

I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wish that nothing could go wrong with any of those wishes

Granted, but then you realize this thread and reality was just a massive dream.

I wish Ubi would ever give out prizes that weren't so infinitesimally small in terms of real-world value, so that the opportunity cost of participating wasn't higher than the potential payout.

Granted, but you screw up the first wish when you wish to be 15 years younger. 15 years ago you had no wishes, but you are younger.

I wish that my generals had faster horses.

Wish Granted! however, for the next month you can only log in for 1 minute at a time.

I wish I could raise all my dead soldiers as zombies and send them all after those cuttie unicorns and rabbids!

Granted but now the enemy also has faster horses.
I wish I got another veteran general.

Granted, but the veteran general moves much slower than any unit in the game and in fact takes 1 hour to walk the distance of a single farm, and Thorndon's zombies visit your island before their untimely demise fighting unicorns and rabbids on my island.

I wish the Ubisoft developers would make wishes in this thread with us.

granted, but the Ubisoft developers wish to increase the cost of gems!

I wish there was a 2 for 1 deal in the gem shop!

Granted, but then a bird came flying from your window and pooped all over your room.
I wish i could dance.

Granted, But you spend a night out drinking brew and dancing, on your way home you step into a steaming pile of a passing general's horse, you slip and break your leg and it never heals right and you can never dance again. I wish that I could purchase a business that would produce gold coins.

Granted, however your island becomes over-ridden with Windows icons and you can't seem to reboot leading to all or your wells going dry, waaahhhhaaahhhh. I wish my generals would show up on the island next to my Mayor's House

Granted, but all of a sudden Obama shows up and commands all of your generals to go to war in Iraq and they deploy immediately and they take your Mayors House with them.

I wish that the developers would give me special privileges to do what ever I wanted.

i wish i had more marble

Granted but then you'd sit there completely undecided for the next decade as to what to do next! :)
I wonder if I could be granted a new pair of shoes?

Granted, you now have a new pair of high heels while stuck in a forest.
I wish that this game didn't require so much patience.

Granted, the game now runs faster but you find you also count your age in dog years
I wish I could fish

Granted, you now can fish, but while fishing for the first time you encounter Moby-****.

I wish beautiful women had good personalities.

Granted, but all beautifull women having good personalities violates the laws of physics and you and your women get sucked into a black hole.

I wish I had unlimited gems and coins

Wish granted; Now you can wake up!
I wish to have unlimited refills for mines!

Granted, beautiful women now have good personalities, but now you have to listen to them talk all the time. They now consider *** to be unimportant. Thanks, buddy.

I unwish what you just wished for!

Granted, but some mines were stolen by bandits.
I wish my weaker soldier is stronger than the strongest villain.

Granted, but your soldiers are to old to fight anymore.
I wish to have 5 Islands.

Granted, but you only have enough buildable land space for 1 building, and they cannot travel to and from your main island.
I wish to increase my guild member count to 10000

granted but each island is on a different server.

I wish I could play Steel Guitar

Granted But you get blisters on your fingers!

I wish I had been born rich and famous.

Granted but now you're Chaz Bono.

I wish it was the end of the world.

Granted but you're famous for being the ugliest but richest person in the world.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but a storm strikes and knocks the power out everywhere and cannot be repaired for a week.

I wish I could retire and never need to work.

Granted, you get hit by a bus and no longer able to move on your own you no longer need to work, living on disability pension.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you only understand Klingon.

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted, but then your bank goes bust :(

i wish i could live for ever! :):):)