I wish I had unlimited resources. I wish I had super anry
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I wish I had unlimited resources. I wish I had super anry
granted! but u can't wish for 2 things so the last wish will be used and since u have a horrible spelling error in it, it can't be read wasting the wish.
i wish i could clone myself so that i could have the clone do all my work and i could just play games all day.
Granted, but your clone is way more popular than you, and now all you can do is play games all day. I wish I was back home in Hawaii.
Granted, but your only friend is Wilson...
I wish I produced a gold coin every second.
Granted, but due to inflation, your coins lose value.
I wish that everyone would be happy.
Granted! You are the only one with debilitating depression.
I wish I had pockets that produced money.
Granted, but the produced money is in an unknown currency.
I wish Space travel was efficient and affordable for our current populace.
Granted! However your pockets have holes in them so you are always losing the money produced.
I wish I had a time machine.
#250 Granted, your pockets now produce money, but both you and your pockets are too heavy to ever be moved ever again until your death.
#251 Granted, Space travel is efficient and affordable, but only 33% of the people that enter a spaceship leave it alive
#252 Granted, You have a time machine, but unfortunately you went back in time and messed things up so that you were never born causing the space-time continuum to devour your soul in an attempt to save it self.
I wish that everyone responding to this thread got 50 gems.
Granted. But it they only produce $2 bills and cashiers everywhere get mad at you because they don't have a slot to put your bills in.
I wish that juice boxes were bigger.
rats i type slow. everyone gets gems. the game masters inflate the prices...just like the real world...
still wishing for bigger juice boxes.
Granted but you going to love the bigger juice boxes more then the game.
I wish i could win the 50 gams :)
Granted, but it doesn't happen for 5 years and inflation makes the 50 gems worth less than 5.
I wish for 18 strength.
i wish i had 5 explorers:)
Granted but you will need 19 strength to continue.
I wish I had 1350 Eggs.
Granted, but your 5 explorers are handcuffed together and have to go everywhere together at half speed because of all the tripping over eachother.
I still wish for 18 strength. :p
Granted, 1350 spider eggs appear in your left back pocket.
I wish that continuing were made easier so that 18 strength was enough.
Granted but you still need 18 strength.
I wish I had 1350 Eggs.
#254: Granted. Juice boxes are now hold 400 square kilometers of volume. The packaging is suitably strong to contain that much fluid.
Granted! They all crack under the weight of themselves so you end up making the world's biggest omelet.
I wish nothing would change.
Granted. The world freezes in permanent stasis.
I wish that my in-game level in The Settlers Online would immediately be increased to 45.
Granted, for you time is now frozen but everyone else is unaffected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neilsen
Granted, however now at lvl 45 you must pay 100,000 a day to access your account. normal people automatically skip from level 44 to 46 and people currently at 45 are boosted to 46 as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reylathi
I wish for world peace.
impossible to grant. paradox.
18 strength leads to -2 charisma modifier...everyone hates you.
I wish mac and cheese was called noodles n cheese...it would sound cooler
Granted, but now the world is devoid of all human life.
I wish for immortality
Granted. From now on, everywhere you go you begin to accumulate loyal disciples who receive glorious spiritual visions anytime they are in your presence. They shortly disperse to spread your teachings of sacred zoophilia and self flagellation throughout the whole world, rendering you famous for the rest of time.
I wish for a Greece's economy to be healthy again.
#267: Granted. Mac and cheese is now made with limburger and overcooked linguini and is called Noodles and Cheese. Everyone loves it this way so much that laws are created making it a felony to use any other recipe.
Granted. It is then immediately hit with a tsunami and wiped from the face of the earth.
I wish I could get a comment posted before someone else posts before me.
Granted. Time permanently slows down for you and only you. One year in your life becomes one minute to the outside world.
I wish all the Greek people grew gills so they could survive the tsunami.
You create a new topic to ensure you get the first comment before anyone else. However the post is empty and you get a forum ban for spamming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neilsen
I wish I had no need for sleep.
granted, But your computer breaks and you are no longer able to play casle empire, you go crazy with all your spare time.
I wish I could dance!
Granted. but you lose your legs in a tragic tricycle accident involving prescription drugs and alcohol.
I wish I discover a natural food that reduces weight loss to whatever the person who eats it desires.
Granted, but the food causes an inverse rise in flatulence for every pound lost.
I wish I could speak every language in the world, including Dog.
Granted. It has a previously unknown side effect that makes you grow a tail and causes your poop to be the size of cucumbers.
I wish my parrot would grow arms and learn to build a fire.
Granted, but he decided you were a witch and went on to burn you at the stake.
I wish i was all-knowing.
Granted, but then you would find there is no meaning to life without the thrill of discovery, and youd shoot yourself a week later in the bath tub
I wish buses didn't hit people
granted, but all the buses stop hitting people only because THEY ALL BROKE DOWN. no better yet, they all DISSAPPEARED.
I want $300 in gems.
Granted but the guy got the calender mixed up its 12/22/12 .
i wish i had magical powers witch made me invisible.
same here. but what can you do? But to buy a new computer. Me can't afford a new Computer.
granted. But now you realize you are incorporeal as well.
I wish I had a purple unicorn/Pegasus named Leslie that telepathically communicates with me.
Granted, but leslie is a horrible 'person' and won't stop bombarding your mind with reprehensible comments.
I wish my spacebar was working properly.