The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

GRANTED! But your computer is reverted back to a PII with 512 of ram,10gig HDD, Running Windows 98 SE, and the only thing you can play now is this Game.... I wish my life wouldent suck.....

Granted but there is a glitch and all your progress is lost.
I wish life was my best friend.

Granted, but you will also have a new best friend named Frank, and he'll always steal your lunches.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, But it Tastes and looks Pathetic
I wish for a brand new super-bike

Your cake is granted! However, the dog sneezed on one of the slices, and I don't know which one it was.

I wish that bugs would stop eating the tomatoes in my graden.

Granted, but then they go on to eat all your wheat fields.
I wish I had LOTS AND LOTS of gems :-)

You get lots and lots of gems, but the bugs from the last they start eating your supplies in the warehouse.

I wish my settlers that are doing nothing would help the other settlers by working.

Your wish is granted, and all your settlers help working, but then they insist on getting paid and start consuming your coins, and then your gems, and then promptly riot when you can't pay them.

I wish my one soldier/recruit/militia...etc only needed to use one sword for one soldier and that they would stop losing the 9 others every time I train one.

Granted but someone stole your computer and now you can't play the game not even for a day.
I wish have unlimited resources and I can build structures simultaneously, and my pc won't crash, be stolen or anything. ^_^

Granted. Soon you notice your "castleempiresonline" shortcut is replaced by "Spider Solitaire".
I wish my "Spider Solitaire" shortcut would change back to "castleempireonline".

Granted but at the end of the week there was a huge crash and you couldn't get on for months!!! I wish the Rabbids were on my side and stole things for ME.

Your spider solitaire shortcut has changed back to castleempireonline, however your computers language option has disappeared and your language is set to Dutch.
I wis I won the lottery.

i wish i had 50 extra gems

Your lottery wish is granted. But unfortunately 1 million other people also picked the same numbers and your winnings are about $40.
I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, but you were only able to rule one day before your subjects all rebelled and beheaded you in a public, well-attended ceremony. Sorry!
I wish the settlers could have pets.

Granted, but some one comes along and cuts off your hardwood.
I wish some one would buff my tool.

Your tool was buffed, unfortunately by a man named Leon who did not like the way you looked at him. He broke it off.
I wish someone would provide a wishing well.

Granted, but unfortunately it's a corrupted wishing well, and turns your wishes against you.
I wish i would have more time to play.

Granted. But since you along with the other 2 billion internet users no longer experience crashes, lag has taken over and the estimated time for game queue is 7.3 years. I wish there were no trolls in global chat.

Granted but then you go blind and can't read what is being written.

I wish I had a super fast gaming PC

Granted, but the colors on your monitor are always reversed, the mouse moves opposite to where you tell it to move, and the computer freezes every time you do something that isn't a game.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted, but you live at the dog pound and your name is Bacon.
I wish I were a teen again(I'm 60)

Granted but after one week of no crashes you lose all your gems.

I wish I could have 100 golden parrots given to me with no consequences.

Granted, you undid his previous wish, now all beautiful women and babbling idiots and you must deal with that for ever.

I wish for Blue Byte to re-compensate me for locking me out of the game for 1 week before the Easter Event.

Granted but after being re-compensated for being locked out of the game 1 week before the Easter Event but it was with flower decorations.

I wish recyclers were no longer limited to 3.

Granted but your stupid slow computer dies and won't restart.

I wish my dead dog could come back to life.

Granted but you lose your job becase you're afraid to leave the game for fear it won't load and your generals will be lost!

I wish I could see more horses in the game.

Granted, but you will be unable to get and use horses

I wish for my birthday to come sooner

Birthday sooner? That's an easy one ... your birthday is tomorrow, your present - It's your 73rd birthday!
I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted, but no-one remembers it and your mother doesn't call and you get no gifts and you sing a quiet, tearful version of "Happy Birthday" to yourself.

I wish I knew the answer to the question on my mind.

Granted but games crash. I wish I will win this contest and the 50 gems..... :)

Granted but then, due to a clerical error, they give the gems to your arch nemesis.

I wish everyone would wear mood rings.

granted, but you will forget the question when you find the answer

I wish for more confidence

granted, but then you end up feeling sooo confident that u jump off a cliff without a parachute :(:(:(

i wish to have 99999999999999999999999999999 coins

granted, but then the earth crashes into the sun :(:(:(

i wish to have eternal life :):):)

granted but the game resets and you have to start all over from scratch.

I wish i could read minds

granted, u know what im going to say so i wont say it

i wish that i could go to mars:):):)

Granted, too bad you didn't wish you could breathe on Mars.

I wish for more time.

Wish Granted, Though the time is taken from a loved person's life span and brings them closer to death.

I wish to be able to see fairy tale creatures.

Granted, but only the big bad wolf, the wicked witch, and the evil queen. They will drive you insane.
You'll NEVER sleep peacefully again!!

I wish there were only nice, pretty fairy tale creatures.