What if? Event

Those leprechauns would implode.
What if people didn't make terribly long "what ifs" just to give other people headaches?

Then forum trolls would die off.

What if the egg really did come first?

Then the chicken is a mutation of some other species, supporting evolution.

What if roads were actually relevant in this game (the Settlers online)?

All time values would go into the toilet!!

What if geologists worked all day, on random searches?

They would find endless deposits of Randomium, a useless ore that none of your miners could extract or process thus permanently occupying an otherwise useful dig site!

What if the 99%'ers actually played Settlers Online?

Then the settlers online would crash because it couldn't withstand so much people being on.


What if **** Cheney died?

Then I guess he used up his nine lives.

What if there really were a time machine, would you want to go forward or back?

The guy that went hunting with him would still have his face!

what if you could choose to stop aging, like you can choose to stop leveling in an MMO?

If robotic Monkeys had taken over the earth, we would all be left with a lot of Bannana's. What if there were only peace in the world?

then it would all be so peaceful everybody would be in a daze
what if every person would have endless money