What if? Event

Then no one would need to potty train.

What if Steve Irwin never died?

then the tv show would still be on tv...
WHAT IF...
humans were dogs pets (humans and dogs switched places)

Moving around would have been more difficult and more energy consuming.
What if there were no trees and forests around us?

Who said unicorns aren't real? If Unicorns were real it would mean they've stopped being able to hide from us and decided to come out in the open. Every zoo in the world, but real and virtual, would want a breeding pair of unicorns.

What if the settlers on our Islands went on strike demanding higher wages and a menu without all that fish?

Then the demands for coins will be more than ever and fishes will be only in salads ... we would add fry Easter Eggs in the menu..

What if people just won't die at all

The porn industry would feature older and older people to fit the demands of the people and wrinkles would be all over the screen.

What if all the poorly constructed islands with their deforested sectors caused a Settlers Online global warming catastrophe?

Then water would have flowed upwards
what if we all win 500 gems?

We're all still short of getting the Veteran.
What if 'pink slime' was the only thing people could eat?

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What if 'pink slime' was the only thing people could eat?

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Straws would become the most expensive and creative looking utensils we use.
What if we all turned into rabbids that could swim underwater for hours?

If pink slime was all people could eat then Guilds called Pink Fluffy Bunnies would become a reality.
What if your face actually froze that way?

Jim Carry would be out of a career because everyone could now do his job.
What if vegetables screamed when you cut them up for a salad?

if we could all swim underwater for hours playing shark on holidays by the beach would be much more fun
what if pigs could fly?

Then pigs wouldn't fit in a blanket - due to the wings
What if I weren't addicted to TSO?

Then you'd probably have another addiction like drugs or ***.
What if I had a lambo?

You'd probably get mugged because people think you were rick due to your expensive taste in cars.
What I could turn water into wine?

then everyone would be drunk 247

What if We could all fly

you will become fat and short,
what if GO give us extra gem for this silly event?

Airlines would become obsolete.

What if Blue Bytes put mods in the chats 24/7 ?

Then all trolls would commit suicide.
What if this game's beta continue forever.

Then there will be no challenge and no fun in the game after some extent...
What if there is unlimited gems available

Then I'd be replying to the last "what if".
What if it wasn't a "what if" blog?

Then you won't get what are you here for
What if there will be no crimes in this world

Then everybody would get along with each other until someone would screw it up because that is the nature of human existance.

What if we actually had a government that worked?

then we would all be happy and nobody had to suffer poverty

what if they made a what if thead for the settlers

Then we would be highly delighted to vote for them, pay our taxes regularly and loved our nation for that.

What if there would be no existence of Lies?

You would believe that all answers are truthful (no fun in that!).

What if you did not read all the threads before posting your own?

Then you would be just like 90% of the forum users.

What if butterflies were flying sticks of butter ?

Edited to make a different question

Then you would hit them with loaves of French bread.

What if trees grew sideways instead of vertically?

Then Newton would have never discovered gravity.
What if we lived in sea n all the fish lived on land.

Then we would not have a problem with polluting the ozone layer.

What if there were two elves beating up two leprechauns with pepsi bottles while the toast flew
over their heads while they were fighting over the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Those leprechauns would implode.
What if people didn't make terribly long "what ifs" just to give other people headaches?

Then forum trolls would die off.

What if the egg really did come first?

Then the chicken is a mutation of some other species, supporting evolution.

What if roads were actually relevant in this game (the Settlers online)?

All time values would go into the toilet!!

What if geologists worked all day, on random searches?

They would find endless deposits of Randomium, a useless ore that none of your miners could extract or process thus permanently occupying an otherwise useful dig site!

What if the 99%'ers actually played Settlers Online?

Then the settlers online would crash because it couldn't withstand so much people being on.


What if **** Cheney died?

Then I guess he used up his nine lives.

What if there really were a time machine, would you want to go forward or back?

The guy that went hunting with him would still have his face!

what if you could choose to stop aging, like you can choose to stop leveling in an MMO?

If robotic Monkeys had taken over the earth, we would all be left with a lot of Bannana's. What if there were only peace in the world?

then it would all be so peaceful everybody would be in a daze
what if every person would have endless money