Summer Haiku Event

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Originally Posted by Thea

Winners are chosen
At random by computer,
Not creativness.

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Competition is
Based on number of posts made,
May best spammer win.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Thea

Competition is
Based on number of posts made,
May best spammer win.

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Creativity
Has no place in this contest,
Luck decides winner.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Thea

Creativity
Has no place in this contest,
Luck decides winner.

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So write anything,
As long as it's in haiku,
Content matters not.

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Originally Posted by Thea

So write anything,
As long as it's in haiku,
Content matters not.

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For every post made,
Improves the odds of winning,
Spam away my friends.

All depends on when
You post your haiku on thread,
Do you feel lucky?

Green Green Grass
My bloody sword awaits
Red Red Grass

balmy summer days
Sun drenching my whole empire
evening primroses there

I love to buff stuff
hardwood, firwood, cutters delight
buff everything in sight

You strike from the front,
Then strike again from behind,
Who cares if it's fair?

To the fight he goes,
Taking his time on the way,
The joy of command.