Summer evenings are cool
Beer vats are overflowing
Must fight bandits soon!
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Summer evenings are cool
Beer vats are overflowing
Must fight bandits soon!
My daily quest sucks
Trading soccer balls for pucks
Might have better luck
Staring at the sun
Waiting in vain, for my (lousy)
Soccer team to win
My empire has grown
Steel Glinting in the moonlight
My victory is near
A fledgling am I
Viewing a bright summer sky
But now I shall die
Make recruits for hours
Lose them all in one big fight
Lather, rinse, repeat.
The morning passes
While recruits sit their asses
With lads and lasses
(donkeys, because horses cost too much)
My workers working
Inventory Growing Full
Global Chat Is Weird
Soccer camp's are fun
More bread swords and brew needed
Making more troop's hurry!
The sun is shining
Over the perfect Empire
My settlers are drink
Sammies and settlers
Must be a picnic today
I will join them now
Confusion is clear
Horses charge in a raged run
Expect life is done
This search Engine Sucks
I cant even find myself
Idiots work here
Winter is over
Summertime has come early
Noisy kids annoy
I find amazing
500 posts for a tiny reward
Idiots are everywhere
I love my Haiku
It lets me be nice to you
Without buffing meat
My friend and ally
let us band together now
take a stand with me
LordVarlot your right
but can you not see you too
are an idiot
I find amazing
Lord Varlot cant do Haiku
Idiots are where
They work all of them
Increasing my stocks of stuff
All I see are dudes
Production Quotas
Exhausted farms not refreshed
Soon to be shortage
Bandit camps all around
Armies of settlers growing
Someone's going to die
Makes a man healthy
Wealthy early worms catch birds
Two hands in the bush
I will send in troops
To rage battle and get loot.
The soldiers have won.
summer is yellow
flowers are everywhere
in my cool empire
summer is yellow
flowers are everywhere
in my cool empire
My friends are ready
For only soccer with people
And to live with life
Lost alone war done
mission complete no defeat
cut wounded and scarred
battleflags are flying
arrows are in the air
guys, the enemy is that way
Big waves rolling in
My castle floating away
Finite sand sculpture
Mosquito just fell
in my burrito, oh cripes!
Must be summer time
I grow
I harvest
I eat
Wild Mary please oh please
Please return my cavalry
Never mind you're dead
Winter queen:
Her heart is too cold
her face is too beatiful
and we don't want her
Wheat is like pure gold
It seams to keep it a flow
Bread brew settlers go
Warmth surrounds me
Morning air in my lungs
Kingdoms rise with the sun
I Need Many Hardwood
They grow near south Cost But Far
Cutter! Move Fast!
A Warm Summer night
the full moon gives off its' light
the crows take flight
My fish are schooling
The friary is brewing
My land is growing
If the sun was cold
we would be told to be bold
with ice swords to hold