Summer Haiku Event

Sutters mill, gold rush
Is the same, going to happen
Maybe soon perhaps

Beer, chocolate flour
Possible but unheard of
Empires can do

Can I start winning
Am I currently losing
Will I get more gems

Victory or lose
I must guarantee winning
By putting haikus

Could life be simple?
Could it fail me forever
I must hope not soon

I'm setting inside
With my settlers online
As Summer flies by.

ready for summer
swim suits towels and beer
drink up and jump in

company coming
stirring people here and there
making summer fun

Birds chirp in Summer
Must produce twenty recruits
Bandits' days are few

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(There so expensive
How am I going to buy
Everything I need)

Fancy settlers
Head to the beach for good times
Dressed in Polo Tees

Soccer balls in the air
Players practicing in the field
Their fans are drunk

My fir wood is few
my barracks are all barren
my skills are lacking

Flowers are blooming
Settlers are working 'til dark
Partying 'til dawn

sun is shining down
spf 30 on me
so I will not burn

A new world ahead.
Built on stone, wood, brew, and bread.
We Settler's Rejoice!

Recruits

Ten swords in our hands
Drunken training in the sun
Sacrificial lambs

With Summer time here
our recruits drink their best beer
for battles are won!

Summer Haiku Event
The victor to seize the prize
Win one hundred gems

Hot dam it's hot out,
I think it's time for a route,
The great war is done.

Gliding to the ground
The leaf is seeking its spot
on a bed of brown

Soldiers and bowmen
Fighting away the summer
Take that scavengers

Coffers floweth forth
Noble deeds and Jolly Geos
The isle has ripened

Why is it so that
Darkness never seems to fall
On the Settlers homes?

The smell of sunshine
Deep blue above and beyond
Blood drips all seasons

Gentle summer breeze
My empire vastly growing
Vanquish the bandits

Guildies ask for buffs
Ubisoft asks for my cash
Uncle Sam, my taxes

o so many dogs
need to make calvery
and some purina

The warm breeze blows softly
The birds chirp ever more loudly
Workers want baskets

The busy farmers
Work the crops in growing fields
To feed the soldier.

As farmers labor
Sun raises early and sets late
Make plentiful harvest

girls in bikinis
playing in the sea with fish
drinking all the brew

my mighty motivated military march making mountains trembles
bread, bows, brew and bronze build fear
friends, foe, fought to the end yet divided they stumble.

Why write of summer
Clearly it is too hot now
Winter is Coming

death is in the field
they are some mine, all of theirs
my land still sees dawn

Settlers everywhere
Not a one in sight to help
Settlers where are you

its so **** hot out
pour me a good cold brewsky
then pour another

HardWood Stone Marble
No Resources OH MY GOD
Fire the mayor

you die today here
you will be born tomorrow
that is the cycle life