Corrupted Wish September Edition

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Originally Posted by Kryptyc

Granted and the women double the output, but your men get lazy and triple their intake. You get less overall production.
I wish I had a faster computer

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Granted, but then your computer gets stolen along with all your money
I wish I could get all the resorces I want for free, withot diseases, wait time, or bugs and stuff like that, perfectly clean and cut and no nasty side effects.

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Originally Posted by LukeGarner

Granted but you accidentally use some of your own energy each time and then die of tiredness.
I wish I had a thousand wishes that can't be corrupted.

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Granted, but by mistake your first wish is that you will never wish again!

I wish that I could cash out my gold for paypal $$'s

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Originally Posted by LukeGarner

Granted, but then your computer gets stolen along with all your money
I wish I could get all the resorces I want for free, withot diseases, wait time, or bugs and stuff like that, perfectly clean and cut and no nasty side effects.

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Granted but you cant use any of the resources.

I wish that you would come up with a better wish.

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Originally Posted by Ron_El

Granted, but no settlers exist to man your production houses.

I wish the new trade system gave gems as reward for successful trades.

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Granted, but the gems attract bandits and you lose everything.
I wish you had artillery for your troops.

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Originally Posted by Seikatsukira

Granted but you cant use any of the resources.

I wish that you would come up with a better wish.

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Granted, but the side effect is bad for you, not me. didn't I tell you that there would be no side effects?
I wish that I could get 10000000000000000000 million useable, authentic gems for free and without losing them.

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Originally Posted by Donnie56

Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.

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Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

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Originally Posted by Grabby

Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

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Granted, but it ran off, and now he has to walk.

I wish that my general would find an elephant to ride into battle!

Granted, but he would be easily defeated by the numerous field mice roaming the land.

I wish my archers had flaming arrows that never missed and could kill with a single shot.

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Originally Posted by Grabby

Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

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Granted, but now your horse is so fast - when he took off galloping - he was never to be seen again!!

I wish we could rent Veteran Generals from the Gem Shop for a day!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by roughinit2

Granted, but he would be easily defeated by the numerous field mice roaming the land.

I wish my archers had flaming arrows that never missed and could kill with a single shot.

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granted but unfortunately one archer was careless with his arrow and set the bowmakers shop on fire.

i wish for acefook's wish to come true