Granted but you are forced to gift them to a friend.
I wish Borderlands 2 was out already!
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Granted but you are forced to gift them to a friend.
I wish Borderlands 2 was out already!
Granted but due to the fact that your settlers have not developed electricity yet and can not play the highly anticipated game, they revolt and over through you. When this happens you end up stranded on a desert island and never hearing about Borderlands 3.
I wish there was whale oil production.
Granted but to catch the whales u need big ships, ship yards
I wish i will win 100 gems
Granted but it comes with 100 naked hobos named Jim.
I wish coal wasn't more valuable than gold
Granted, but now both coal and gold are worth less than water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lectos
I wish my wish did not come true
Granted, but the really hot genie that was going to give you your wish now lives with me...Quote:
Originally Posted by yBloodshot
I wish i won the Lotto
Granted, but due to the nature of your wish the only way to fulfill it is that you vanish from all existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by yBloodshot
I wish that there was an easier way to get gems with out money.
Granted, explorer found unlimited gems in treasure chest, unfortuately gems are now worthless
I wish I had soldiers that did not die...
Granted, unfortunately the reason they never die is they are all cowards, and flee from every fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by jadkins
I wish that beauty queens would stop wishing for world peace
Granted, However then the men found out they were out worked by the ladies.
I wish all mines were endless