Corrupted Wish September Edition

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Originally Posted by Sir_Euclid

Granted, now they are filled with woe

I wish I had a supercomputer

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Granted, but it has a supervirus.

I wish my mayor's house looked more like a castle.

Granted, but now he's locked in the dungeon.

i wish i my settlers could train monkeys

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Originally Posted by Trejay

i wish i my settlers could train monkeys

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Granted, but they are lazy and drink all your brew.

I wish my Recruits would not die so easily.

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Originally Posted by ZerexTheCool

Granted, but they are lazy and drink all your brew.

I wish my Recruits would not die so easily.

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Granted, but they will get old fast and fall asleep during fights.

I wish I could get unlimited fountain of gems.

Granted, but now you are knee deep, now waist deep, now neck deep...

I wish that wishes were horses, so we could all ride.

Granted, but your wishes that are horses are now sentient and decide that you are too lazy to be there master, and they enslave you!

I wish all PC games older than 5 years were free to download safely with ads for newer games built in.

granted but they are all spamed with a horrible death virus.
i wish that there was a moon adventure.

Granted, but there is no spaceship, so you can't do it.
I wish our settlers were more diverse.

Granted, but now all the settlers hate one an other and bind together in sects, resulting in all your settlers protesting causes and demonstrating all the time leaving your island in shambles...

i wish that i am the emperor of earth, that lived forever and can shoot laser beams out of my hands at the next person that posts

i wished i had an unlimited gem mine.