Corrupted Wish September Edition

granted, but ur one true love is the same gender as u

I wish i had infinte power to rule over all who dare to resist against me

Granted, but people were indifferent so your power to rule was a bust.

I wish the game had day and night. I would like to see sunsets.

your wish is granted and now you can grant your own wishes,,,but soon theres nothing left to wish for, nothing to look forward to or hope and dream of,, and noones around to resist you..
i wish santa clause did exist (in game) lol

Granted, but there is also a grinch

I wish the American elections were over

Granted, but nothing changes.

I wish for a Shelby Mustang

Granted, but your Shelby Mustang was totaled by a logging truck who just returned from your island with all your hardwood.

I wish I knew how to get a head's up on the next gem sale.

granted but you wont have anything to buy them with!

I wish i did not have to wish to get a reward.

Granted, but your reward is unusable
i wish my geologist search my deposits instantly

granted but then the women made your men stay home more and you were defeated in battle.

i wish my recruits were stronger

Granted, but with their new found strength they spent more of their time lifting pints with greater ease.

I wish the Provision House had a way to clone my generals.