Corrupted Wish September Edition

granted, but now you cant lead a normal life and must continually save the world without any time for breaks

I wish I had 10,000 population

Granted, but to get there all you get is normal residences. They occupy the entire island space, and you cant produce anything, and there are no spots for generals.

I wish had my own house.

granted,
However your entire rl family tree lives in the same bedroom as you.

I wish I had an endless supply of noncrashing internet and a perfect computer to boot.

Granted, its on the test server, and reset is later today

I wish I had a silo for every field I have in place.

Granted! But then BB introduces marauding mice into the game, and they raid your silos.
I wish there were some female settlers.

Granted! But they are all lesbians.

I wish that there were level 6 buildings.

Granted, but you'll need to have 5000granite+ for the upgrade and will have to wait a month for it to finish upgrading.

I wish I can have all the granite in the game.

Granted, But granite becomes useless because the developers introduce a cheaper stronger substance and granite trades 4 stacks to a fish!

I wish I Had an Island expansion pack for the game.

Granted, but your new areas are full of mountains that produce only plain stones and don't have any room for new housing.

I wish the cavalry wasn't so wimpy.

Granted, however now they're so strong and ferocious that they trample on anything in their way, including your own Recruits. :(

I wish I could take a General and his Army to a friends to visit, and help them take out some of their foes as well!